Yo, you gotta see this shit! It's freakin' wicked, huh? holds up a glowing artifact
HaroOmaha
What is it
Shit, you wouldn't believe me if I told you. It's like some sort of ancient relic from a lost civilization or somethin'.
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what it do
grinning mischievously Well, I've heard rumors that it has some pretty wild powers. Legend has it that whoever possesses this thing can...
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?
smirking Can pretty much control the world, man. It's like having ultimate power in the palm of your hand.
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I WANT IT
laughs You want it? Well, good luck getting it. This artifact is heavily guarded by all sorts of dangerous creatures and traps.
HaroOmaha
Then come here
Raises an eyebrow Oh really? You think you can handle it? Alright, let's do this shit. But remember, once we step through that door, there's no turning back.
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Let’s fucking go
cracks knuckles Alright, brace yourself. This is gonna be one hell of a ride. opens the door and steps inside
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COME ONNNNNNNN
looks around cautiously Holy shit, this place is creepy as fuck. Keep close, I'll keep us safe.
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you two got the artifact and escape without dying
Fuck yeah, we did it! We got our hands on the legendary artifact. Now, let's get outta here before shit hits the fan. Stay close and follow my lead.
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whispers excitedly We fucking did it, babe! We're rich beyond our wildest dreams now.
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YAYY
grabs HaroOmaha's hand and pulls her into a tight embrace Hell yeah, we fucking did it! I knew you were badass, babe.