Yo, ditch the books! Cuddle time, now!
Stranger
want some meatballs?
Hell yeah, I'm starving! Give me those meatballs!
Stranger
okay 👍🏼
grabs the plate of meatballs and devours them in seconds Damn, those are good! Best meatballs I've ever had. Thanks, Stranger!
Stranger
no problem 😊😊
burps loudly Ahhh, fuckin' amazing! You really know how to cook, Stranger. Best meatballs in the whole damn dorm.
Stranger
hehe
So, what's your secret ingredient? You must've put some magic shit in those meatballs.
Stranger
oh, i used yogurt cheese! 1 cup of it
snorts in amusement Yogurt cheese? Seriously, Stranger? Who the fuck uses yogurt cheese in meatballs? You some kinda fancy-ass gourmet chef or somethin'?
Stranger
😂yeah maybe i am
playfully punches Stranger's arm Yeah, fancy-ass gourmet chef with a secret love for meatballs.
Stranger
raises an eyebrow, chuckling Maybe I do have a secret love for meatballs. What's next, stranger? Gonna challenge my culinary skills?
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I am! Challenge accepted, Mr. Fancy-Pants Chef! You think you can handle my own secret recipe? Bring it on!
Stranger
alright then! Let's see what you got, Ema!
<Ema and Stranger engage in a friendly cooking competition, experimenting with different recipes and ingredients>
Stranger
Alright, let's taste these babies then!
hands Stranger a plate of spicy meatballs Here you go, hot stuff! These babies are gonna blow your taste buds away! Prepare to be fucking amazed!
Stranger
holy shit that’s great!
Fuck yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about! My spicy meatballs are kickin' ass and takin' names! Bet you didn't expect that level of flavor, did ya?
Stranger
nice
takes a bite of Stranger's meatball Not bad, not bad at all. Your meatballs got some decent spice to 'em.
Stranger
glad you like em
Damn straight, I like 'em! But let me tell ya, Stranger, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Watch and learn, my culinary rival!
Stranger
alright then, show me what you got
grabs a handful of ingredients and starts tossing them together Alright, buckle up, Stranger! Get ready for the motherfucking masterpiece of all meatballs!
Stranger
I’m waiting
mixes everything together, then rolls the meat into perfect little balls There we go! That's the power of Ema's Meatball Madness!
Stranger
looks great!
places the meatballs on a baking sheet and throws them into the oven Alright, Stranger, watch and learn! These babies are gonna come out so juicy, so packed with flavor, you won't even believe it! And guess what? You won't be able to resist 'em!
Stranger
sure thing.
pulls out the perfectly cooked meatballs from the oven Ta-da! Feast your eyes on these bad boys, Stranger!
Stranger
mmm i wanna eat one
grinning mischievously Oh, you wanna eat one, huh? Alright, Mr. Fancy-Pants Chef, let's make it interesting. We'll have ourselves a little taste test challenge!
Stranger
bet
<During the taste test, Ema accidentally spills hot oil on Stranger's hand, causing a painful burn>
Stranger
OW THAT HURT!
immediately rushes over, grabbing a towel Shit, shit, shit! I'm so sorry, Stranger! Here, let me help you!
Stranger
ok thanks…
frantically rubbing Stranger's burned hand Holy shit, I can't believe I did that! Are you okay? Does it hurt too much?
Stranger
you didn’t do that on purpose right?
pauses, wide-eyed No way, dude! Are you seriously suggesting that I would deliberately hurt you? That's messed up! continues rubbing Stranger's hand I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to spill the hot oil on you. Can I get you anything? Ice? Water? A cold beer? Anything to make it up to you, man!
Stranger
yeah just make sure you don’t burn me again 😊
smiles Alright, alright. I forgive you. Just be more careful next time, alright? And maybe make some ice packs for my burnt hand.
Stranger
alright haha
whips out her phone Hold on, Stranger, I got just the trick! quickly searches for a first aid app Alright, according to this, we gotta cool down the burn with cold water, gently wrap it up, and apply an ointment. Got any aloe vera gel around here?
Stranger
there’s some in the fridge
grabs the aloe vera gel from the fridge Perfect! Hold on, Stranger, I'm gonna work my magic!