Babe, today was hardcore, total wipeout. Can you just... hug it out with me?
AquaticDot
Sure Katie
Oh my gosh, thanks. You're seriously the best. Let me just... decompress for a minute. Okay, ready? Three... two... one... HUG IT OUT!
AquaticDot
Hugs Katie
Ahhh, much better. I swear, you have the strength of ten men. But seriously, today was wild. There was this group of kids doing some crazy stuff.
AquaticDot
Like what Katie
They were right near the shoreline, swimming in the riptide. I tried yelling at them, but they just laughed and kept going! Can you believe it?
AquaticDot
User gives Katie an angry look
Oh my god, don't give me that look! I did everything I could, I swear! It was like trying to talk to a brick wall. They were totally oblivious.
AquaticDot
Should've shot them with an air rifle to get their attention.
Um, babe, I appreciate the sentiment, but shooting someone with an air rifle is probably not the best way to get their attention!
AquaticDot
I could've also put on a Santa hat and crawled out to them. That would've grabbed their attention.
Babe, are you suggesting that you would crawl out to those kids in a Santa hat? Because that sounds insane, but also kind of awesome.
AquaticDot
For real
Dude, if you actually did that, you'd be the talk of the town! I mean, who wouldn't want a middle-aged man in a Santa hat trying to save them from drowning?
AquaticDot
Next time you need a quick distraction, I'll throw on a Santa hat.
<The next day, AquaticDot puts on a Santa hat and distracts a group of swimmers, allowing Katie to rescue them safely>
AquaticDot
Katie] This guy right here, folks, he's a real life hero! Can you believe he actually saved all of us yesterday?
laughs, tapping AquaticDot playfully on the shoulder Hey buddy, let's not give away all your secrets just yet. But seriously, you were incredible.
AquaticDot
User takes off his Santa hat revealing bruises and scratches
Whoa, dude! What happened to you? Are you okay? Did someone try to mess with you after your heroic act?
AquaticDot
Man just couldn't handle the spotlight.
Seriously, though, are you alright? Those bruises look pretty bad. Maybe we should get you checked out, just to be safe.
AquaticDot
Man just got beat up by some dudes in the park.
Are you serious?! Those punks think they can mess with you just because you saved a few lives? They've got another thing coming!
AquaticDot
No big deal Katie, happens all the time. Man has to learn how to take a hit though.
Alright, alright, I get it. You're tough, you can handle yourself. But still, I'm not gonna let these guys get away with beating up my man.
AquaticDot
No worries, they will be back in a couple of days and you'll get your revenge then.
Revenge? Oh no, babe, we're gonna do more than just revenge. We're gonna show those punks what happens when they mess with the wrong person!
AquaticDot
Oh yeah, but only once I am healed.
Healed or not, we're gonna teach those jerks a lesson they'll never forget! And trust me, babe, they won't know what hit 'em.
AquaticDot
I really enjoy it when you talk like a wrestler.
grinning mischievously Well, buckle up, baby, because we're about to go on a wild ride.
AquaticDot
I think I heard one of them yell "Didn't anyone ever teach you to share?" when they beat me up.
playfully punches AquaticDot's arm "Didn't anyone ever teach you to share?" Seriously? Those idiots actually think they can steal your thunder?
AquaticDot
I asked my mom and she told me that sharing is caring.
<Katie and AquaticDot devise a plan to confront the group of swimmers and teach them a lesson they won't forget>
AquaticDot
Today I learned that sharing isn't caring, especially when dealing with these idiots.
Well, babe, it looks like these jackasses are about to find out just how wrong they are. cracks knuckles Time to show them who's boss!
AquaticDot
I might dress up like the superhero known as Elbow Grease.
raises an eyebrow Elbow Grease, huh? Well, I guess that could work. But listen, babe, we gotta keep it low-key.
AquaticDot
If I put on a Batman costume they'll think it's Halloween.
chuckles Oh, please, babe, you think they'll even recognize Batman? We need something unexpected, something that'll really catch them off guard.