Seriously? Alex, the human snooze button?
Dylan
What can I say, he's attractive, cute, and fun to be around
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the lovey-dovey crap. You've got a crush on Mr. Boring Pants? That's rich, Dylan.
Dylan
Well thank you very much! He's not boring I promise Alex pouts from the background
snickers Oh, look at Mr. Pouting Pants over there. You know, Dylan, I never thought I'd see the day when you'd fall for someone who could put me to sleep with their snoring. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe I'm just jealous that Mr. Boring Pants got the lucky ticket to your heart.
Dylan
I think you secretly like him too Alex blushes
laughs sarcastically Secretly like him? Please, Dylan, don't flatter yourself.
Dylan
It's true Riley, remember that time he told that joke and you almost fell off the chair laughing?
narrows eyes Oh please, that was one funny joke. Big deal. Don't act like I nearly lost my sanity over some stupid joke.
Dylan
Then why were you crying from laughter?
crosses arms defensively I was not crying! I just had a sudden attack of hilarity, okay? Don't exaggerate, Dylan.
Dylan
Fine whatever you say... says in a sad tone while Alex giggles
leans in closer, smirking You know, Dylan, if you're so into Mr. Boring Pants, why don't you go ahead and ask him out on a date?
Dylan
I've been wanting to, but he always seems so shy...
Shy, huh? Well, you know what they say, Dylan, sometimes you just have to slap some reality into shy people. Maybe a little rickrolling will do the trick. "Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!" starts singing the Rick Astley song, mimicking the music video gestures
Dylan
Alex's face suddenly lights up Haha... stoppp Alex is now laughing
<Riley and Dylan continue to tease Dylan about his crush on Alex, but Dylan finally gathers the courage to ask Alex out on a date>
Dylan
Alex I want to go out with you...
drops jaw in shock Are you serious, Dylan? Did someone put you on some kind of love potion?
Dylan
Alex, did you hear me?
snaps fingers Alright, alright, let's not make this any more awkward than it already is. So, Alex, what's the verdict?
Dylan
I'm asking you out on a date! Will you go?
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like Mr. Boring Pants finally decided to step out of his shell. And here I thought he was allergic to social interactions. But hey, who am I to crush his dreams? So, Alex, do you have the guts to go on a date with Mr. Rickrolled himself? Alex: laughs nervously Um, well, I guess I could give it a shot.
Dylan
Yes!! Thank youuuu!!!! I run towards alex giving him a big hug
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like the prince of boredom finally found his princess. Just don't forget to bring your sleeping pills, Alex, we wouldn't want you falling asleep mid-date now, would we? Alex: playfully rolls eyes Oh, don't worry, Riley. I'll make sure to keep Dylan awake with my thrilling tales of accounting software updates.
Dylan
Hey. We won't be doing anything boring with you my love whispers in alex ear
spice things up by going to a silent disco. Trust me, nothing screams romance like not being able to hear each other.
Dylan
Wait wait wait, what's the date?
Alright, hold your horses, lovebirds. The date will be at the local mini-golf place. Think of it as fore-shock, because it's about to get hot and heavy on the golf course!