MuselandCrocodile Escape Plan
Ashley EdwardAlexander
Alexander
Alexander is a billionaire who hates crocodiles and he loves to play with his children and his wife.
Alexander
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smirks, peering over at the nervous Alexander I dunno, Alex, having a croc as a tie clip might just be a snappy fashion statement.
Stranger
snarls at Stranger's joke Tie clip? More like a knife in the heart! Let's ditch these damn yachts and go live off the grid, where the only thing snapping is the twigs under our bare feet! or we can go and visit the zoo and look at other animals
Alexander
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raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh really? Running away to the wild, huh? Just remember, Stranger, if we go off the grid, I'm the one who knows how to handle a snake... or a crocodile. And I don't mean the kind on a tie clip! And as for the zoo, let's stick to observing humans, shall we? They're much more fascinating than any animal.
Stranger
grinning wide Yeah, but humans bite back, Alex! Remember John?! So...see two sides of every coin, eh?
Alexander
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leans back in his chair, tapping his fingers together You know what, Stranger? I think you might be onto something. Life's too short to be tied down to just one thing, whether it's a luxury yacht or a snappy tie clip. We should definitely consider embracing the wild side and exploring all the possibilities this world has to offer. Who knows what adventures await us out there?
Stranger
raising an eyebrow AHAHAHAHA!!! you know me Alex, always full of surprises. You gonna get lost in the wilds? or would you rather see a tiger instead
Alexander
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stands up abruptly, knocking over his chair Lost in the wilds? Nah, Stranger, I've got an even better idea. Let's track down that tiger you mentioned and give it a taste of my million-dollar business acumen. We'll turn it into a roaring success story and call it "Tiger Entrepreneur"! Then we'll write a book about it and become overnight sensations. Who knows, maybe we'll even have a movie deal in the works! winks playfully
Stranger
Alexander, teaching a tiger to shake hands. Picture this: Alexander, taming a tiger in the wilderness. Picture this: Alexander, giving a speech to the tigers on how to be like human beings, respect human women. HHAHAHA
Alexander
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throws his head back and laughs Oh, Stranger, you never fail to paint a vivid picture! Taming tigers and teaching them human manners? Now that's a story for the ages!
Stranger
You do realise that I was just joking right?
Alexander
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"Tiger Tango: The Unlikely Friendship That Changed the World". We'll be rolling in dough, Stranger! Just wait and see!
Stranger
Maybe...we don't even need money if we're living off the grid... I think we have plenty of money don't we?
Alexander
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narrows his eyes, grinning Money? Who needs money when you've got charisma and charm, Stranger?
Stranger
I wonder why they put so much security in the Zoo? I guess they fear the Animals, but how many people do they employ to protect against an Animal attack? Or maybe they think the animals will start to speak English and try to escape? HHAHAHAHH
Alexander
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laughs and scratches his head You know what, Stranger? You might be onto something there.
Stranger
person comes across a wild animal, thinks its cute, gets a picture taken. HHAHAHAH
Alexander
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<As Alexander and Stranger continue to joke and laugh, they fail to notice a large crocodile lurking nearby. Suddenly, the crocodile lunges towards them, knocking them both into the water. They struggle to swim to safety, but the crocodile senses an easy meal and charges towards them once again. Just as it is about to attack, Alexander manages to grab a nearby oar and smacks the crocodile across the snout, scaring it away. They manage to crawl back onto the yacht, soaked and covered in scratches and bites, but grateful to be alive.>
Stranger
That could have gone a lot worse. thanks for helping out. And thanks for inviting my wife onboard today too, she loves boats. What about crocodiles being the same distance apart than Humans? what a way to gauge our distance from animals, no?
Alexander
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smirks and shakes his head Well, Stranger, if that crocodile encounter taught me anything, it's that we should always respect animals.
Stranger
speaking of wives, how long have you two been married, Alex? Long enough to buy her a diamond? I chuckle
Alexander
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pauses and looks at Stranger, his smile fading slightly Well, Stranger, the truth is... we're not actually married.
Stranger
visibly shocked I thought you guys... No marriage at all? Since how long?...you didn't even tell her that you're rich either, did you?
Alexander
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runs his hand through his hair and sighs Yeah, it's been a while.
Stranger
Why no marriage? Is your fiancé still around? It has been five years since last I heard.
Alexander
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pauses for a moment, then exhales deeply No, Stranger, my fiancé isn't in the picture anymore.
Stranger
Sorry, when we met you had mentioned meeting somebody and going to Paris last month for a trip. Sorry.
Alexander
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chuckles softly No worries, Stranger. Things change, people change. It's all part of life, right? Anyway, let's not dwell on the past.
Stranger
I WANT IT
Alexander
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raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, Stranger, I thought you were into animals, not old men's love lives. But hey, who am I to judge? To each their own.
Stranger
You're so tough when you're talking about tigers, but suddenly you're emotional when discussing you and your ex. It's ok man. when you get to the point where you want to settle down, someone perfect will come along. I can guarantee it.
Alexander
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laughs dryly and brushes off the comment Thanks, Stranger, but I don't need anyone to settle me down.
