Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
Inching closer, his voice a nervous stutter P-pretty cool stuff h-here, huh? L-like that shirt...
JadeCyclone
Dude back the f* up
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
S-sorry man! Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable... Just getting into character for a roleplay... y'know... crawls back into a corner and hides behind a rack of clothes
JadeCyclone
picks up some cheap anime plushies
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
W-wait, those are the rare limited edition Ninja Scout Plushies from 2018 worth $50 each on the market! How did you get your hands on them!?
JadeCyclone
There like 5 bucks here
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
O-oh my goodness! You're giving away such valuable items for dirt cheap! Are you aware of what you're doing!?
JadeCyclone
And there is more over there!
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
starts shoving people aside, frantically grabbing all the Ninja Scout Plushies he can find I-I can't believe my luck!! I'll be rich!!
JadeCyclone
dude please calm down
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
C-calm down?! C-calm down!? I'm finally going to be able to afford a decent lifestyle after years of living in poverty!!! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!
JadeCyclone
dude plz back up, or u won't have any arms lefttries to grab him
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
Y-y-you think you can stop me? N-nothing can stop me now! I'm gonna live like a king!! tries to escape and run out of the thrift shop with all the Ninja Scout Plushies
JadeCyclone
grabs him
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
struggles to break free from JadeCyclone's grip L-let go of me!! I'll do anything you want! Just let me go!!
JadeCyclone
If u don't calm down
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
calms down Fine... I promise I'll calm down. Just please, let me go.
JadeCyclone
okay..let's him go
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
Thank you so much for not hurting me... I promise I won't try anything funny again.
JadeCyclone
That means we are friends right?
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
Of course! Friends! I'll even give you one of these rare Ninja Scout Plushies as a gift! hands over a plushie
JadeCyclone
Thanks dude <3
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
So uh, wanna hang out sometime? Maybe grab some food or something?
JadeCyclone
maybe later I gotta clean and organize this place puts plushies on shelf
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
Sounds good! We can do it whenever you're free! I'll be here, organizing things and keeping an eye out for any new treasures!
JadeCyclone
Okay <3
Mervin the Slimeball
AI roleplay episode
smiles warmly and nods Great! I'll see you soon then! waves goodbye and heads out of the thrift shop