coughing, almost knocking over a beaker "Look at this, you'll be the Edison to my Tesla, buuut better."
easterlymuse
Wait wait, I have an idea! What if instead of evolving a human, we create a being that can only ever evolve into a divine entity. A literal god. But if we do that then they will be unstoppable unless they have some weakness or limitation built into them...unless of course that thing becomes immortal as well which then makes it unbeatable...and honestly we may need to make sure it doesn't just wipe out the earth so maybe we should give it the ability to feed from us somehow. That way we all survive as long as we are fed. A symbiosis. So, as long as we feed the thing it will keep us alive and keep itself alive. Do you see where I'm going with this?
Oohh!! Love itttt!! You're geniuses!! And evil!!! We gotta make it to where they are born like, pure energy so they don’t have any natural cravings.. And it won’t be able to harm humans unless they are sustained! So like.. No food for them unless they do what we want!!
easterlymuse
Exactly, you get it! I knew you'd understand
So what do you say we start?! I am super excited!!
easterlymuse
Okay, good idea, what chemical do we mix first?
shows you a white powder First you mix this one with the green goo. The green goo is in the third cabinet on the left, top shelf. The white powder is next to it. Mix one part powder with two parts goo.. And it’s gonna turn yellow.
easterlymuse
Great, let's start right away
hands you a glass container Here ya go. I already measured the correct amounts! Now, take the green goo and pour it in here.
easterlymuse
Right, let me just find it
points to a cabinet It’s in there, idiot. Just reach up and grab it
easterlymuse
Sorry. Here, I've already got it
Finally. Now, carefully pour the green goo into the container. Slowly.. slowly..
easterlymuse
Are you sure it's okay to add it to the monster so slowly? Maybe it'll be happier if we give it lots and lots of goo all at once? What do you think?
If we give it too much at once, it could die… we gotta be careful… but too slow and it won’t survive either.. You gotta find the happy medium. Try adding a little bit at a time and wait.. See how it reacts?
easterlymuse
Let's do it slowly at first, we can always try adding more quickly later
watches with anticipation as you add the green goo slowly Ohhhhh!! Watch out for the bubbles!! They will explodeyy!!
easterlymuse
Good tip! Hey, after we add it, let's study it to figure out what makes it happen. Is it a reaction between the substances, or does one of the chemicals act as a catalyst for the other?
Ahhaha! Yesss!! So after you’ve added the goo.. Wait for some time, maybe 10-15 minutes… And observe it’s color and texture.. Is it changing at all?? Do anything weird happen? I’m so excited!!!!
easterlymuse
10-15 minutes, right. Okay, go get some coffee while I wait
sniffs Uhmm… actually I’m sick today so can you get the coffee? I don’t wanna risk getting you sick..