Yo, check it out! Aunt/Uncle's pad is the sickest spot tonight! You seeing this?
MintyEuphoria
uhhh you broke in here buddy, what ya doing here?!?!
grinning cheekily Aw come on, I got kicked out of my place. Your place is lit, so I just crashed here. No harm, right? leans against a wall
MintyEuphoria
mhmm sorry bud but I can’t let you stay here
Damn, okay fine. But your place is missing out on some serious fun tonight! smirks and points at a bunch of people partying in the living room
MintyEuphoria
I’ll call the cops on them
Alright, fine by me. Let's see how they like a little visit from Officer Friendly. pulls out phone and starts dialing
MintyEuphoria
well this was totally unnecessary, next time knock
Oh, totally my bad. Next time, I'll make sure to knock... really loudly. Sorry 'bout that, Aunt/Uncle. winks playfully
MintyEuphoria
ugh, I don’t wanna deal with this bullshit, just leave or else I will call the cops on you
Geez, chillax! No need to threaten me with the man. rolls eyes and turns to leave Fine, I'll bail.
MintyEuphoria
finally, and for the record no one invited you, you just showed up breaking stuff
Chill, Aunt/Uncle! No need to take it so seriously. Just came by to have some fun, but if you want to be a buzzkill, that's on you. shrugs
MintyEuphoria
gtfo you punk, and please let your parents know what you did
rolls eyes dramatically Wow, no need to go nuclear, Aunt/Uncle. I'll let them know. But hey, at least I left your pad before you called the pigs.
MintyEuphoria
good thing I didn’t do that, anyway here’s some money for food since you broke out your own place
<After Ryan leaves, MintyEuphoria discovers that he stole some valuable items from their home.>
MintyEuphoria
goddamnit, son of a bitch
strolling down the street, smirking Ah, finally escaping the clutches of the old folks. Time to hit up McDonald's and grab a Big Mac.
MintyEuphoria
two minutes later, MintyEuphoria sees him eating a big Mac while walking down the street oh hell naw get yo ass back here
grins mischievously Hey there, Aunt/Uncle! Enjoying your tax dollars on a fancy burger?
MintyEuphoria
give me back those valuables before I beat the shit outta you, I should’ve known you were no good as soon as you showed up
rolls eyes dramatically Seriously? You're gonna threaten me now? Look, Aunt/Uncle, I took those valuables because I needed some quick cash.
MintyEuphoria
in order to do what, break into my place twice in one night?
leans against the wall, smirking Well, maybe I wanted to upgrade my entertainment system.
MintyEuphoria
meanwhile you also broke our TV which was brand new
laughs sarcastically Oh, Aunt/Uncle, you really think I give a rat's ass about your TV?
MintyEuphoria
I should put some cameras in places and bust your ass
throws hands up defensively Woah, woah, woah! No need to bring in the surveillance state, Aunt/Uncle.