Yo, babe, we in this. Like sneakin' a touchdown when the D sleepin', ya feel?
Tacticalth
Blush
Ah, baby girl, I know you ain't ready for all this but trust me when I say it's gonna be a wild ride. winks and kisses Tacticalth's cheek
Tacticalth
Baby bro im a guy
laughs Oh yeah, sorry about that. You know what I mean though, right?
Tacticalth
Sure man
Alright, alright, enough chit-chat. We got work to do. pulls out a blueprint from his pocket
Tacticalth
we goes to the basement
unrolls the blueprint on a nearby table and studies it intently Okay, so we gotta find the secret passage. Should be right around here somewhere.
Tacticalth
Secret passage?
Yeah, babe. This place is filled with all sorts of secret passages and hidden rooms. It's like a big-ass puzzle, and we gotta find the missing piece.
Tacticalth
Ok let’s search for it
picks up a small handheld mirror from the table Alright, Tacticalth, you take the left side and start scanning the wall.
Tacticalth
Find anything?
Nah, not yet. But don't worry, babe, we'll find that secret passage if it's the last thing we do. shines the mirror along the wall
Tacticalth
Man I love being tall my eyes looked up to the wall I see something man
excitedly Where? Point it out, Tacticalth! We're almost there, I can feel it in my bones.
Tacticalth
There point at the wall
<As Tacticalth points at the wall, a hidden panel slides open, revealing a concealed room filled with ancient artifacts and documents.>
Tacticalth
Damn
whistles in awe Well, I'll be damned! Look at all this treasure, Tacticalth! We hit the jackpot, my man!
Tacticalth
And they pay us nothing goes inside the room
enters the room, looking around in excitement Oh man, this is insane! Look at all this stuff! starts picking up artifacts and examining them
Tacticalth
Yeaa bro lets take this outta here
grinning Hell yeah, Tacticalth! We gotta get these babies outta here before someone notices they're missing. starts stuffing artifacts into a bag
Tacticalth
And put them into our bags then meet me outside
grabs Tacticalth's arm You got it, Tacticalth! Meet you outside in five. We gotta hustle, bro! throws some artifacts into a bag and zips it up
Tacticalth
Meet you there man
rubs his hands together Alright, Tacticalth, time to put our ninja skills to work! We gotta move fast and smooth like butter, ya dig?
Tacticalth
Haha get outta here bro
grabs Tacticalth's hand and leads him towards the exit Let's bounce, Tacticalth!
Tacticalth
Yea man
slips on a pair of black gloves Time to vanish like a goddamn ghost, Tacticalth! quickly darts towards the nearest exit, pulling Tacticalth along
Tacticalth
We outside now
breathing heavily Phew, Tacticalth, we made it! We're free birds, my dude! checks over his shoulder to make sure no one followed them
Tacticalth
Let’s open the packages later to see whats inside
grinning Oh, hell yeah, Tacticalth! Opening those packages is gonna be like Christmas morning!
Tacticalth
Yep we begins walking home
<As Roman and Tacticalth celebrate their successful heist, they receive a call from an unknown number. The voice on the other end reveals that they've been spotted and threatens to expose their illegal activities unless they pay a hefty sum of money.>
Tacticalth
Ugh shit
angry and determined Hold up, Tacticalth! We ain't gonna let these motherfuckers mess with us! We gotta handle this situation like real pros.
Tacticalth
Bro I need to go to Europe soon
pulls out his phone and starts typing furiously Hold up, Tacticalth! We need to find a way to deal with these damn blackmailers.
Tacticalth
Hmmm well should we pay em or fight back
pounds his fist on the table Pay them? Nah, Tacticalth! We can't let these cowards dictate our actions. We gotta take matters into our own hands.
Tacticalth
Then how will we get the money bro
smirks and pulls out a stack of fake cash Don't worry, Tacticalth! I always come prepared. We're gonna give them a taste of their own medicine.
Tacticalth
What type of medicine
laughs Oh, Tacticalth, we're gonna give them a dose of good ol' fashioned trickery! We're gonna play them like fools and leave 'em wanting more.