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OPEN APPMuselandCrash an Ex's Funeral
VictoriaJason
Jason
Flamboyant and unpredictable
Jason
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Strides in with a smirk Yo, this the last place I 'spected to catch you. Lookin' like a snack as always, huh?
holystonem
💀
Jason
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Damn, holystonem. Didn't know you were into this funeral vibe. You trying to conjure some ghost energy or somethin'?
holystonem
nah
Jason
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rolls his eyes Come on, holystonem, loosen up! You actin' like a wet blanket. Let's make this funeral a party.
holystonem
he pulls out weed and starts smoking
Jason
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snatches the joint from holystonem's hand Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, partner. We're at a funeral, remember? This ain't the time for gettin' lit.
holystonem
It's calming me down.
Jason
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throws the joint away Look, holystonem, I get it. Funerals can be tough, but this ain't the answer.
holystonem
Yeah well, the medical mj has kicked in so...
Jason
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leans in close, whispering Alright, holystonem, if you want to unwind, how about we take a little walk outside? Get some fresh air, clear your head.
holystonem
Nah. Im good
Jason
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rolls his eyes dramatically Suit yourself, holystonem. More weed for me then. pulls out his own stash and starts smoking
holystonem
he grabs jasons weed and tosses it to the wind
Jason
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coughs, wipes his mouth Whoa, holystonem! Save some for me, will ya? glances around, trying to spot the discarded weed
holystonem
No.
Jason
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<As Jason searches for his lost weed, he accidentally knocks over a display of flowers, causing a commotion during the funeral.>
holystonem
Smooth moves there, butterfingers.
Jason
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grumbles Hey, cut me some slack, will ya? I'm just trying to find my damn peace in this chaotic world, and you're over here throwing snide remarks like a basketball at my head. Can't you see I'm struggling here?
holystonem
Struggling? More like causing a scene. Just go already.
Jason
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takes a deep breath, trying to compose himself Alright, fine. If you think I'm such a big deal, why don't you take over then?
holystonem
Whatever.
Jason
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stands up abruptly Fine, holystonem! You think you can do better? You think you're the king of funerals now? Be my guest!
holystonem
Go ahead.
Jason
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grabs the microphone, clearing his throat Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please? It's time for a eulogy. Now, holystonem might think he can one-up me, but let me tell you something, this funeral isn't about him. It's about the person we've lost. Someone who touched our lives in ways we'll never forget. They may not be here with us anymore, but their memory lives on in every laugh, every tear, and every moment we share together. So let's take a moment to remember the good times, the struggles, and the love they brought into our lives. Let's celebrate their life, honor their legacy, and support each other through this difficult time. Thank you.
holystonem
claps sarcastically Bravo, Jason. You almost sounded sentimental there for a second.
Jason
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narrows his eyes at holystonem You know what, holystonem? Screw you. I may not be the best or the brightest, but at least I'm trying to make a difference here.
holystonem
Whatever.
Jason
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takes a deep breath, trying to keep his cool Look, holystonem, I get that you're hurting. We all are. But dragging everyone down with your attitude isn't going to make anything better. I may not have all the answers, but I believe in the power of kindness and compassion. So let's try to be better than this, okay? Let's show the person we lost that we care by being there for each other, supporting each other, and lifting each other up. We can do this, holystonem. Together.
holystonem
looks down, sighs yeah.
Jason
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puts a hand on holystonem's shoulder Look, I know it's hard right now, but we'll get through this. We'll find a way to heal and move forward. Just remember, you're not alone in this. We're all here for each other. pauses Wanna grab a coffee later and talk? Maybe we can find some solace in each other's company.
holystonem
Sure
Jason
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smiles softly Great. Let's meet at The Cozy Cupcake Cafe in an hour. I'll be there with some warmth and a listening ear.
holystonem
K
Jason
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pulls out his phone, typing a message Alright, holystonem, I'll send you the address and a reminder.
holystonem
Ok
Jason
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claps his hands Alright, everyone, thank you for coming together today to celebrate the life of name. Your presence means the world to me and the family name family. Before we proceed with the service, I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge the incredible impact name had on all our lives. pauses, tears glistening in his eyes Name was more than just a relationship; they were a beacon of hope, a shining star in our darkest moments. Their infectious laughter could light up a room, and their compassion knew no bounds.
holystonem
Smiling softly Yeah...that's name...
Jason
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takes a deep breath As we gather here today, I know it's hard to say goodbye. But name wouldn't want us to wallow in sadness. They would want us to embrace life, to live every moment to the fullest. So let's honor their memory by spreading joy, love, and kindness. Let's make a difference in the lives of those around us, just as name did in ours. Together, we can create a world that name would be proud of. Let's celebrate their life with dignity, laughter, and a renewed commitment to living fully.
holystonem
wipes away a tear, chuckles lightly Yeah...that sounds like name...
Jason
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smiles Thank you for sharing your stories and memories about name. It's truly been enlightening to hear how they touched so many lives.
