Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
CRAIG: grumbling You want me to clean this shit up? The fuck, you think I'm some damn rookie?
EtherealBeaches
i’m sorry that I pissed you off i’m gonna shut up now
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
sighs, leans on the table Look, it's not that I don't appreciate you being sorry, but I've gotta keep this place spotless, y'know? It's part of the deal. So, how about you help me out instead of just shutting up? We could make a pretty good team, you and I. What do you say?
EtherealBeaches
ok where do i start
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
Alright, first things first, we gotta clean up this mess on the floor. grabs a broom and starts sweeping You grab a mop and meet me at the other end of the room. Let's show these crumbs who's boss. laughs
EtherealBeaches
grabbed a mop and cleaned the floor
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
Good job, kid. Now that the floor's spotless, let's move on to the next mess. spots a pile of dirty laundry
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up. When it comes to washing clothes, I like 'em clean, no exceptions. starts sorting the laundry You separate the lights from the darks, got it?
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
loading the washing machine Alright, now that we've got our laundry sorted, let's make sure these sheets are squeaky clean. grabs a basket of dirty linens
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
starts washing the linens vigorously You know, kid, when I was in the military, we had to wash our gear in the harshest conditions.
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
scrubbing the linens with force I remember one time, we had to wash our uniforms in a river filled with mud and rotten fish.
EtherealBeaches
…
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
As they continue to wash the linens, the washing machine Suddenly bursts open, flooding the room with water and foam
EtherealBeaches
WHAT THE FUCK
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
grits his teeth, looking at the flooded room Shit. Looks like that washing machine has seen better days. walks over to the sink and starts mopping up the water
EtherealBeaches
helped Craig by mopping up the water
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
mutters under his breath Damn cheap appliances. Can't rely on 'em. Gonna have to fix this shit before it rusts up and corrodes the whole damn room.
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
Alright, kid, let's get this room dry before we need snorkels to breathe. starts ripping out the faulty washing machine
EtherealBeaches
After helping Craig to rip out the faulty washing machine, he started drying the room
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a hand dryer from his toolbox Hold on, I've got just the thing for this. starts drying the walls and floor
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
finishes drying the room and surveys the damage Alright, kid, looks like we've got a bit of a mess on our hands.
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
No worries, I've dealt with worse. Time to call in some favors. takes out his phone and dials a number Hey, Sammy, I need a hand with something.
EtherealBeaches
?
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
puts his phone away Sammy's a handy guy, knows his way around the house. He'll be here soon to fix this mess.
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
While we're waiting for Sammy, let's tackle the next problem. looks around the room We need to figure out how to replace that washing machine.
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
Alright, let's see... pulls out his phone and starts browsing online We need a washing machine that can handle rough loads, maybe something industrial. scrolling through options How about this one?
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
Perfect, just what we need. clicks on the purchase button Order placed. Should be here by tomorrow morning.
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
Great, now that we've got that covered, let's focus on cleaning up this room. pulls out a box of disinfectant sprays
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
starts spraying the disinfectant around the room, wiping down every surface Gotta make sure no bacteria or mold left behind.
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
throws the empty disinfectant spray bottle into the trash Damn, gotta stay on top of these things. Can't afford any mistakes. pulls out a pack of air fresheners
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
Alright, now let's get this room smelling fresh again. starts spraying the air freshener Can't have any lingering odors, right? sprays the fresh scent around the room There, that should do it. What do you think, kid?
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
Good, glad you approve. Alright, next on the agenda is painting the walls. opens a drawer and pulls out a set of paintbrushes
EtherealBeaches
ok
Craig Sjodin
AI roleplay episode
dips the paintbrush into the paint and starts painting the walls Gotta make this place look brand new. Can't have any signs of the flood left behind.