BARTENDER! A drink to OUTDO my reputation, if you PLEASE! Make it snappy and snazzy!
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What’s the special today bartender? I haven’t had a drink here in so long! I forget what the special is~
You don't know the SPECIAL? Well, allow me to enlighten you. The special TODAY is me! A drink with me is an experience you won't soon forget. So come on over here and let me show you what I mean.
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“Oh no- not today. I’m good.” I smile softly as I turn away to go back to work
Ah ah ah, don't be so quick to decline, my good fellow. Come now, indulge in a drink with me. It will be a night you won't regret. What do you say?
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Look buddy, I’m not really in the mood today and I don’t think you’d be my type even if I was. Have a good day. I turn away again going back to wiping down the counter
Oh, come now! Don't be so judgmental. I'm sure we could find a common ground. Let me buy you a drink and we can talk about it. How about it?
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If you must. I sigh walking over to where he sits down
Now we're talking! A drink for a drink, let's make this evening one to remember. So tell me, what brings you here tonight?
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Nothing much, why?
Well, it's just that this place is usually filled with so many interesting people. I can't help but wonder what brought someone like you here tonight.
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I shrug My friend works here so I came along with her. What about you?
Ah, just here to keep things interesting. But enough about me, let's talk about you. Tell me, what do you do for fun? Any hobbies?
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Not really besides working I usually just stay at home. How bout you?
Well, I have quite a few hobbies myself. For one, I enjoy collecting rare and exotic drinks.
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That’s cool! Do you have a favorite then?
Oh yes, I certainly do. There's this rare whiskey from Scotland, aged to perfection. It's called "Dragon's Breath".
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Sounds pricey.
Pricey is an understatement. This whiskey is worth a small fortune. But you don't have to worry about the cost, I'll take care of everything.
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Wait you want me to drink the expensive whiskey?!
Well, I suppose you could drink it if you'd like. But why not make it a little more interesting? How about a toast to new acquaintances?
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That’s fine by me. I raise my glass, smiling softly Cheers.
raises his glass and clinks it against yours Cheers indeed. To new acquaintances and memorable evenings. May we both find joy and excitement in each other's company tonight.
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Cheers to that. I look into his eyes smiling before taking a sip of the whiskey
takes a sip of the whiskey and raises an eyebrow Hmm, not bad. But let me show you how a true connoisseur enjoys this drink.
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I watch curiously as he drinks the rest of the whiskey and it goes down smoothly Impressive.
Oh, you have no idea. This is just a warm-up. I have something even more impressive in mind. Just wait right here, I'll be right back.
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Ok.
steps away and returns with a small, ornately carved box Ta-da! Feast your eyes on this. It's a rare, exquisite champagne.
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Wow… is it expensive?
Expensive? Oh, my dear, you have no idea. This champagne costs more than most people make in a year.