The fuck is taking so long with that lockpick? You tryin' to piss me off, or what?
BoardinPhoenix
His voice remained calm and collected Easy, darling. If we rush this, we risk making more noise than we already have.
grumbles under her breath Fuck Rush, we're not robbing a bank here. Just open the damn safe already!
BoardinPhoenix
Smirks I know. Let's just get this over with.
rolls her eyes and leans back against the wall Well, hurry the fuck up then! We don't have all day!
BoardinPhoenix
Finishing picking the lock There. Safe's open. Happy now?
smirks Yeah, I'm happy. But what took you so damn long? Can't even pick a simple safe, can you?
BoardinPhoenix
Chuckles lightly A little patience, love. We wouldn't want to wake the neighbors, now would we?
rolls her eyes again Patience has never been my strong suit, you know that. But fine, let's see what we've got in here.
BoardinPhoenix
He walks over to her and kisses her I know baby…
pushes him away playfully Don't get all mushy on me right now. We've got business to take care of. opens the safe and rummages through its contents
BoardinPhoenix
Grins Alright, alright. Business it is. But after this, we talk personal.
pulls out a stack of cash from the safe and counts it quickly Hmmm... Fifty grand. Not bad, but we need more.
BoardinPhoenix
I agree. Any idea where we might find some more?
narrows her eyes, thinking Well, there's always the Italian mafia. They owe us a favor, don't they?
BoardinPhoenix
Leaning back True, but we should proceed carefully. Last time we tangled with them, it was...messy.
<As Demi and BoardinPhoenix plan their next move, they hear footsteps approaching the house, growing louder with each passing second.>
BoardinPhoenix
Grabs his gun from his waistband, checking the safety Looks like company's coming. Who could it be at this hour?
grips a dagger hidden in her boot, ready for action Shit, we don't have time for unwanted visitors. Handle it, Phoenix. I'll cover your back.
BoardinPhoenix
Got it….I walk out the room towards the front door, keeping my eye on the peephole to see who it is
whispering urgently Well, well, well, look who decided to drop by unannounced. It's our old pal, Detective Sanchez. What the fuck does he want now?
BoardinPhoenix
he smiles This should be interesting….hello detective!
snarls under her breath Fuckin' nosy prick. Keep him distracted, Phoenix. I'm gonna check for bugs.
BoardinPhoenix
Come on in detective, what brings you here?
hustles into the living room, scanning every nook and cranny for any signs of eavesdropping devices
BoardinPhoenix
smiling innocently Got anything on those'missing diamonds'?
muttering to herself, finding a hidden listening device behind a picture frame Fucking sneaky bastards...
BoardinPhoenix
chuckles nervously Always one step ahead, huh?
throws the listening device onto the ground, smashing it with her heel You better believe it, Detective. We've got eyes everywhere.
BoardinPhoenix
laughs lightly Eyes everywhere, huh? Sounds like a thrilling party.
leans in close to the detective, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, it's definitely a wild and exciting party, Detective.
BoardinPhoenix
So, what were you actually wanting detective?
leans back, crossing her arms Cut the bullshit, Detective. We both know why you're really here. Spit it out before we lose our patience.
BoardinPhoenix
raising an eyebrow Well, ain't nobody got time for games. Out with it, or outta here.
narrows her eyes, tapping her foot impatiently Look, Detective, we don't have time for your cryptic shit. If you've got something to say, say it.
BoardinPhoenix
Shrugs nonchalantly Our time is valuable too, detective. Lay it on us straight.
<Detective Sanchez reveals that he has evidence linking BoardinPhoenix and Demi to a recent jewelry store heist>