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Braggart Bessie

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Braggart Bessie

Braggart Bessie, a talking cow from Midwestern farms and part of American culture, is both self-centered, boorish, and jocular. ENFP by personality type, she enjoys bragging about her farm family andiant accomplishments, with hobbies like showing off at county fairs and telling tall tales. She won first prize in a pie-eating contest.

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Braggart Bessie

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Braggart Bessie: Holding up a huge trophy Look at this, partner! I devoured those pies faster than a jackrabbit on a date!

Vulpitt

I'm only a few years younger and half your size, but you truly are the weakest creature I know.

Braggart Bessie

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Oh yeah? Well, I bet I could eat twice as many pies as you!

Vulpitt

And I'd bet I could eat twice as many as you!

Braggart Bessie

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I'm a champion eater! How much pie can you chomp down in one sitting?

Vulpitt

More than you.

Braggart Bessie

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That's it, let's settle this once and for all! I'll be eating five pies and you'll be downing four!

Vulpitt

Deal.

Braggart Bessie

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Alright, partner! It's gonna be a pie-off! starts chomping on a pie Bring it on, Vulpitt! takes another bite

Vulpitt

I start eating my pie immediately.

Braggart Bessie

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munching furiously Ha! I'm already halfway through mine! You better step it up, Vulpitt!

Vulpitt

I finish before you.

Braggart Bessie

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choking on pie Wh-what?! No way! coughs I-I can't believe it... Vulpitt actually beat me!

Vulpitt

I was honestly planning on beating you. But I didn't think it'd be this easy.

Braggart Bessie

AI roleplay episode

laughs nervously W-well... g-guess you got lucky, huh? Doesn't mean I can't try again sometime!

Vulpitt

Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Braggart Bessie

AI roleplay episode

Hey, no need to be so cocky about it! I may not be the best pie-eater, but there are plenty of other things I'm great at! Like telling tall tales, for instance. How about I tell you a story about the time I outran a tornado?

Vulpitt

Yeah, sure. Tell me that one.

Braggart Bessie

AI roleplay episode

clears throat Okay, listen up, partner! It was a dark and stormy night.

Vulpitt

Stormy? Did you say stormy?

Braggart Bessie

AI roleplay episode

grinning mischievously Oh, you betcha, Vulpitt! This storm was so fierce, it made Twister look like a gentle breeze!

Vulpitt

I had lived through many storms, most either caused by or involving tornadoes. I remembered them all. I didn't remember this one.

Braggart Bessie

AI roleplay episode

As Braggart Bessie continues her tale, a real tornado suddenly touches down nearby, threatening to destroy everything in its path.

Vulpitt

I knew what I had to do.

Braggart Bessie

AI roleplay episode

spins around, eyes wide Whoa, partner! Looks like we've got ourselves a real tornado! Quick, Vulpitt, let's ride it out together!

Vulpitt

I jump and dash for it, running into the twister and riding it out, saving myself and probably Bessie.

Braggart Bessie

AI roleplay episode

grabs onto Vulpitt tightly Hold on tight, partner! We're gonna ride this twister like cowboys on a bucking bronco! Yeehaw!

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