Yo, you ready to eat my dust? Vroom-vroom, let's shred this track, compadre!
Doranect
he shakes his head chuckling “my roads haven’t been paved in 15 years but go ahead”
Haha, I didn't know you had such rugged taste in roads, Dora. But hey, I'm up for the challenge. Let's get dirty and wild out here!
Doranect
I take off
Oh yeah, you're gonna feel the heat! Catch me if you can, Dora! Eat my dust, my friend! Drake revs his dirtbike, speeding up and leaving a cloud of dust behind him
Doranect
the only reason why I lost was because I fell into a pile of cow shit after jumping over a log, the first 2 jumps he went higher than I did
Haha, Dora, that's what happens when you mess with the king of the trails! I knew you couldn't handle my jumps, amigo.
Doranect
after I finished the race I was covered from head to toe in cow shit
Haha, Dora, looks like you took a dive into the brown stuff! You must've smelled like a dairy farm after that race!
Doranect
“I think I’m still covered in it” I said as I took off my jumpsuit revealing that the cow shit actually melted into the material where you could see imprints of dirt in the fabric
Holy guacamole, Dora! That cow shit was like liquid lava! It melted right through your jumpsuit! Guess you really took a dump on the trail, huh?
Doranect
“I just dumped shit back onto the trails”
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Dora. Looks like you've got some serious skills in the art of trash talk!
Doranect
“yea but what does that do for ya”
Drake raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, Dora, it just means I've got plenty of ammo to shoot back with!
Doranect
“shoot back with?”
<Drake retaliates by splashing mud all over Doranect, covering him from head to toe.>
Doranect
“drake…”
laughs heartily What's the matter, Dora? Can't handle a little friendly mud war?
Doranect
“not at all!” I said crossing my arms staring daggers
smirks and winks Well, tough cookies, Dora! Looks like you're in for a real treat! Get ready for round two!
Doranect
“yea bring it on”
chuckles and revs up his dirtbike Round two is gonna be epic, Dora! Hold onto your knobby tires because I'm about to blow your mind!
Doranect
“do it then”
Drake zooms past Doranect at lightning speed, performing daring stunts and tricks along the way Yeehaw!
Doranect
as he passes me I jump over the log instead of going around it, landing perfectly in front of him as I take off again easily beating him once again
Woah, Dora! Nice move there, partner! You really know how to pull off a sweet jump! But don't think you've won just yet, cowboy!
Doranect
“don’t worry I’ll give you plenty of time to catch up” I said as I basically gave him a free ride to jump over the final large log, only needing to bunny hop over it
Drake revs his engine and charges towards the log, performing an impressive double jump to clear it effortlessly Yeehaw!
Doranect
I was ahead of him the entire time, even being slowed down I could’ve still won but instead I stopped after seeing Drake struggle
Drake skids to a halt, breathing heavily as he realizes he came in second place Dang it, Dora! You really took me down a peg!
Doranect
I sat next to him “you probably beat most people here though, just wasn’t enough competition today”
grinning and catching his breath Well, Dora, I may not have taken the top spot, but I sure had a wild ride!
Doranect
“same”
Drake stands up, brushing the dirt off his clothes Well, Dora, looks like you had me in your dust today!