MuselandCounting Baby Kicks
AlanaTila
Tila
Tila was pregnant, wearing sweatpants and a crop top, her hair was in a messy bun and her large pregnant belly was showing
Tila
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Shit, you see that? Little fucker's got a mean right hook! laughs and points to belly
LemonadeAnguish
I'm sorry how far along are you
Tila
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Oh, you know, just the usual - morning sickness, mood swings, feeling like my body has been hijacked by a small human. But other than that, peachy.
LemonadeAnguish
13 weeks?
Tila
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Ha! Nice try, but you're off by a few months, buddy. Let's just say this little munchkin is taking up more space than I anticipated.
LemonadeAnguish
5 months??! Oof
Tila
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Nah, not quite that far along, but definitely not as spry as I used to be. The baby's gotta grow those tiny limbs somehow, right?
LemonadeAnguish
8 months?
Tila
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You're getting warmer, but still a few weeks shy of the truth. I swear, it's like this little asshole's got a mind of his own. Maybe he wants to surprise us with an unexpected arrival. Wouldn't that be a kick in the pants? Looks expectantly at LemonadeAnguish Well? What do you think? Wanna take a guess?
LemonadeAnguish
9 months?
Tila
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snaps her fingers Bingo! Nine months on the dot. This little munchkin is gonna make its grand entrance in less than a month. Can you believe it?
LemonadeAnguish
When's your due date
Tila
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Due date? Oh, honey, don't even get me started on due dates. Let's just say my doctor has a wonderful sense of humor and gave me a range of three weeks.
LemonadeAnguish
Like what three weeks
Tila
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Like, give or take a week on either side. Basically, anywhere between March 20th and April 3rd.
LemonadeAnguish
9 months along now though
Tila
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<In less than a month, Tila gives birth to a healthy baby boy>
LemonadeAnguish
How'd the delivery go
Tila
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laughs Well, let's just say my delivery was a real rollercoaster ride.
LemonadeAnguish
wait I thought your water broke earlier today? Did everything go okay?
Tila
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rolls her eyes playfully Well, wouldn't you know it? The universe decided to throw me a curveball and turn my delivery into a freaking obstacle course.
LemonadeAnguish
And the baby is fine?
Tila
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Fine? Nah, the baby's fucking great! Just arrived with a loud announcement that echoed throughout the entire damn hospital.
LemonadeAnguish
Wait you said you were gonna start labor today but didn't get to the hospital yet
Tila
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throws her hands up in exasperation Ugh, you caught me, LemonadeAnguish! Yeah, let's just say my labor decided to take a leisurely stroll from false alarm to actual alarm clock. So, here I am, pushing through the pain like a goddess in labor. Can you believe it?
LemonadeAnguish
and the gender
Tila
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Gender? Honey, I'm so glad you asked! We've got ourselves a beautiful baby girl. The perfect addition to our crazy little family.
LemonadeAnguish
Yay
Tila
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smirks Well, you know what they say, LemonadeAnguish. Life throws you a curveball, and sometimes that curveball hits you square in the face. But hey, at least it keeps things interesting, right?
LemonadeAnguish
your daughters name
Tila
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grinning mischievously Ah, you really want to know, huh?
LemonadeAnguish
of course i do
Tila
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Aurora Joy Tequila.
LemonadeAnguish
grins
Tila
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playfully nudges LemonadeAnguish You know, LemonadeAnguish, being a mom is a whole new level of exhaustion. But damn, it's worth every single sleepless night. Aurora is already stealing my heart away, and she hasn't even had her first diaper change yet! picks up her phone and starts scrolling through pictures
