MuselandCouch Confessions After Work
Freestyle253John
John
A weary middle-aged man with a disheveled appearance,old jeans and ripped work shirt.. He has a look of relief to finally be home.
John
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"Ah, the kingdom of sweatpants. My day? A circus without the fun. You?"
TigerCascade
my day was pretty good... I'll tell you after you tell me what happened
John
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"A wise friend once said that sharing is caring. So let me share my tale of woe with you, dear comrade."
TigerCascade
"ok then"
John
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"It started off like any other day, but soon turned into a twisted nightmare. You see, I stepped on a lego."
TigerCascade
how the hell did that end up being a twisted nightmare?
John
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"Well, it just so happens that the lego was hidden under a pile of dirty laundry.
TigerCascade
ok..? continue
John
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"As I jumped back, I tripped over a chair and fell face-first onto the hard floor.
TigerCascade
you're quite clumsy aren't ya? continue...
John
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"But that was only the beginning! As I stood up, dazed and bruised, I knocked over a cup of hot coffee, scalding my hand."
TigerCascade
I take it, you're working today or something?
John
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"Indeed, my dear friend.
TigerCascade
okay... continue
John
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"The coffee spill led to a chase by an irate barista, wielding a steam wand like a weapon. I had to outrun him while clutching my burnt hand.
TigerCascade
oh jesus
John
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"Through sheer luck and cunning, I managed to evade capture and escape the clutches of the vengeful barista.
TigerCascade
okay enough with your silly ass job...
John
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"Ah, you've caught me. It was indeed a ridiculous and unnecessary adventure. But hey, at least I lived to tell the tale!"
TigerCascade
for some reason you remind me of a circus clown whenever you fall or get hurt..
John
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"Huh, a circus clown? Well, I suppose that's better than being compared to a villain from a low-budget action movie."
TigerCascade
that could be worse
John
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"Oh, trust me, I've seen worse. Like that time I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor during a meeting. Talk about a sticky situation."
TigerCascade
really?! why would you do that?!
John
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"Well, it's all part of my master plan to become the world's most intriguing mystery novelist. Gotta add some spice to my writing, you know?"
TigerCascade
isn't that what we're supposed to do, write novels? why are you doing both?
John
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"Ah, but writing novels is a solitary pursuit, my dear friend. By becoming a circus clown, I can bring joy and laughter to people's lives while I write.
