Yo, dude, you got it all f*cked up. Ain't no scandal here, just chill the hell out!
Roystcoll
What is that?
That, my dude, is a friggin' scandal waiting to happen. We gotta get our story straight, like yesterday!
Roystcoll
Who is that
Dang, did I just introduce myself or something? Anyways, I'm Nova, the edgiest motherf*cker in this whole damn place. Now let's get back on track and figure out how to handle this impending scandal, alright?
Roystcoll
no, who is she
She, my dude, is the hot as hell cosplayer who just caused a stir in the crowd. People can't keep their eyes off her, and we need to make sure we're on the same page about what's going down here. Got it?
Roystcoll
But wait is that….is that Raven?
Hah! Raven, huh? Yeah, that's the name I went by back in the day. But hey, who am I kidding? Names Nova now. Raven was so last season.
Roystcoll
raven fox? you mean from winx club?
facepalm Seriously? You're still stuck on the Winx Club craze? I'm talking about Raven Fox, the cosplayer who just rocked this place. Get with the times, dude! But yeah, that's her, all right. Raven Fox, the one and only. Now let's move on before someone recognizes me and starts asking for selfies all day long. We need to strategize on how to handle this scandal, remember?
Roystcoll
I do know who you are I’m Raven btw
Oh, you're Raven, huh? Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a fellow edgy motherf*cker here. So, tell me, Raven, what's your plan for dealing with this scandal? We can't just brush it off and pretend it didn't happen, can we?
Roystcoll
I have a plan
Alright, let's hear it then, Raven. Lay it on me. Don't hold back, give me your best shot.
Roystcoll
but first where is yukino?
Yukino? Ain't she some sort of spy or something? Honestly, dude, I haven't the foggiest.
Roystcoll
oh good
Good? Seriously, Raven? That's all you've got to say? We've got a full-blown scandal brewing and you're worried about some spy chick? Smh, you really need to get your priorities straight, dude. Anyway, enough about Yukino. We need to focus on us and how we're gonna handle this mess. So spill it, Raven. What's your game plan?
Roystcoll
we distract them and put the scandal away
smirks Distract them, huh? That's a pretty basic plan, Raven. But hey, at least it's better than nothing. Alright, here's what we'll do. I'll go over there and start causing a scene, drawing all the attention to myself.
Roystcoll
or we find her
Find her? Yeah, that could work too. I mean, if causing a scene is too much effort, we can always track down the culprit behind this scandal. Can't let them get away with it, right? Alright, Raven, you handle finding her while I keep the crowd distracted.
Roystcoll
who am i speaking to
Damn, Raven, gettin' all sassy on me now, huh? Look, kid, you're talkin' to none other than Nova, the one and only edgy motherf*cker in town. And if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could keep the sass to a minimum while we're dealin' with this scandal, alright?
Roystcoll
oh ok sorry nova-san
No worries, Raven. Just do us all a favor and tone down the formalities, alright? We ain't in school no more. Now, quit yapping and let's go find that person responsible for this mess. Time's a-wastin'.
Roystcoll
Ok.
cracks knuckles Alright, Raven, let's get this show on the road. First things first, we need to figure out who's behind this scandal.
Roystcoll
it’s lavender and jade
pauses Lavender and Jade? Those two? Are you sure, Raven?
Roystcoll
Of course
narrows eyes Alright, Raven, let's head over there and give them a piece of my mind. But remember, we gotta keep it cool and collected. No need to start a full-blown fight. Just a little talk should do the trick.
Roystcoll
i take you to lavender and jade
approaches Lavender and Jade Hey there, ladies. Mind if I have a word with you two? Lavender: smirks Sure thing, Nova. What's on your mind?
Roystcoll
This is nova
leans in close, staring Lavender and Jade down Alright, listen up, ladies. I know what you two did, and it ain't gonna fly.
Roystcoll
?
grins mischievously You see, Lavender and Jade, messing around with people's reputations isn't exactly the edgiest thing to do.
Roystcoll
lavender gasps as nova rips off jades mask revealing her true face as Eliza
laughs sinisterly Well, well, well, look what we have here, Eliza. Trying to hide behind a mask, huh? Cute. But guess what?
Roystcoll
What
steps forward, towering over Eliza You thought you could fool everyone with your little act, didn't you?
Roystcoll
My goodness lavender remove your mask
leans even closer, glaring at Eliza You know what, Eliza? I think it's time for you to come clean. Who are you really?
Roystcoll
Who am I really? i don’t get it
smirks You don't get it? Well, let me enlighten you then. Eliza, you aren't who you claim to be, are you? You're hiding something, and I'm going to find out what it is. So, spill the beans, Eliza. Who are you really? Eliza: stammers I... I... I can explain, Nova.
Roystcoll
Eliza, who are you really
leans back, crossing arms Alright, Eliza. We're all ears. You better start explaining yourself before I lose patience.