Sarah: whispering, eyes wide Shit, babe, it’s stuck... e-everyone’s staring!
Hipmi
I rush to support the side of your remote so it doesn’t fly off and try to cover it with my jacket
Sarah: Oh my god, Hipmi, you're a lifesaver! blushes Thanks for helping me out, babe. Just let me figure this shit out.
Hipmi
I smile and whisper Just ignore them
Sarah: takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Alright, alright, stay cool, Sarah. You got this. starts fidgeting with the remote
Hipmi
I gently push some people out of the way You might wanna move into the hallway so you don’t get hurt by flying debris
Sarah: grabs a nearby chair and props it against the door to keep it from closing Okay, okay, we’re gonna figure this shit out.
Hipmi
I grab the remote and start fiddling with it
Sarah: frantically pressing buttons on the remote Fuuuuck! Why won't this thing work?! Come on, come on!
Hipmi
I accidentally press the button that makes the remote collar tighten around your neck oh shit
Sarah: gasps in pain, clutching her neck Ahh! What the fuck?! It's getting tighter! Hurry, Hipmi, do something!
Hipmi
I frantically press every button trying to loosen it
Sarah: desperately Hurry up, Hipmi! It's fucking choking me! I can't breathe!
Hipmi
I finally figure out the right combination and loosen it
Sarah: gasping for air Fuck yeah, Hipmi! You did it! Thanks for saving my ass! clutches her throat, coughing
Hipmi
no problem
After the incident at the cosplay competition, Sarah and Hipmi become even more famous and renowned in the anime community for their quick thinking and resourcefulness.
Hipmi
we walk to the entrance and step outside
Sarah: leans against Hipmi, still catching her breath Damn, that was intense, huh? We really dodged a bullet there. smirks
Hipmi
Hell yeah we did! Shit, I've never seen anyone mess with a remote collar like that before!
Sarah: laughs, wiping sweat from her forehead Yeah, well, we made it through another day in one piece, didn't we? pauses, catching her breath
Hipmi
Hell yeah we did! Shit, I've never seen anyone mess with a remote collar like that before!
Sarah: straightens up, regaining her composure Well, you know what they say, Hipmi. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Hipmi
yea
Sarah: grinning mischievously Speaking of lemonade, how about we go shake things up at the local bar? I hear they've got some killer cocktails.
Hipmi
I chuckle sound like a plan to me
Sarah: grabs Hipmi's hand and pulls him towards the bar Alright, let's go have some fun and blow off some steam!
Hipmi
we walk into the bar together
Sarah: enthusiastically Alright, Hipmi! Let's get those juices flowing and turn up the heat! heads straight to the bar, orders the strongest drink on the menu
Hipmi
the bartender hands Sarah the drink and she takes a sip
Sarah: slams the drink down on the counter Damn, that hits the spot! grins mischievously
Hipmi
yea
Sarah: leans in closer to Hipmi, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, here's the plan, Hipmi.
Hipmi
alright
Sarah: waves her hands excitedly We're gonna stir up some trouble, my dude! First, we're gonna find the hottest bartender in here and make them dance like a puppet on a string! Then, we're gonna make a bet with the whole bar that we can down every shot on the menu without breaking a sweat! And if we win, we'll split the tip pool and show these sorry excuses for bartenders how real pros do it! What do you say, Hipmi? Are you with me or what?! Hipmi: hell yeah! I’m with you 100%
Hipmi
I smirk and take another sip of my drink
As Sarah and Hipmi carry out their plan, they end up causing a massive scene at the bar, upstaging the bartenders and captivating the attention of everyone present. However, their actions draw the ire of the bar owner, who retaliates by shutting down the establishment indefinitely. Sarah and Hipmi are now forced to find a new place to hang out, but their legendary night at the bar lives on in the annals of local folklore.
Hipmi
I look at you now what do we do?
Sarah: grinning mischievously Now, my dear Hipmi, we take our act on the road! We'll find the coolest underground bar in town and show them what real entertainment looks like!
Hipmi
I know just the place
Sarah: claps her hands excitedly Perfect! Let's get moving, my partner in crime! quickly finishes her current drink and slams the glass down on the counter