"Yo, that's some dank smellin' trees, bruh. Pass it here, yeah?"
Beattite
Yo Nate, who said that shit smelled good?
"Well, I did. And if you're not gonna pass it, then I'll just have to take it myself." reaches for the joint
Beattite
oh.. okay. Here you go
"Thanks, man. You're cool." takes a long drag from the joint and exhales slowly "So, what's the deal, Beattie? You got any good tricks up your sleeve?"
Beattite
Tricks? No not really
smirks "Come on, Beattie. Everyone's got tricks. I've seen you pull some wild shit before. Spill the beans, my dude."
Beattite
umm… Okay. Do you want to be able to talk to anyone’s mom without it being weird?
"Hell yeah! That would be epic!" leans forward, eyes wide with excitement "Tell me the trick, Beattie. I'm all ears!"
Beattite
The trick is first you wave to anyone’s mom and second say Hi! I am Nate. Third pick any flower in anyone’s garden. That’s how you talk to a woman without it being weird.
"Damn, Beattie, you're full of surprises! That's some next-level shit right there. Alright, I'm gonna put that trick to the test." stands up
Beattite
Test it anywhere except here okay?
"Don't worry, Beattie, I'll take this trick to the next neighborhood over! Gotta see if it works on other moms too. Catch you later, my dude." waves goodbye and heads off to put the trick to the test
Beattite
bye! Have fun with the moms
returns a few hours later, grinning ear to ear "Yo, Beattie! You won't believe it! The trick worked like a charm!
Beattite
Really??!!
"For real, man! I waved at Mrs. Johnson across the street and said 'Hi, I'm Nate!' Then I picked a flower from her garden.
Beattite
What happened next?
"Well, Mrs. Johnson smiled and chatted with me for a bit. We talked about the weather and the latest neighborhood gossip.
Beattite
Ummm didn’t she tell you that you couldn’t go in her garden?
"Oh, she didn't say anything about it. But guess what? I ended up finding a hidden key under one of the garden gnomes!
Beattite
Wait wait wait…Hidden key? For what?
"I think it's the key to Mrs. Johnson's secret basement! I heard rumors that she has a hidden treasure down there.
Beattite
Holy shit!! You need to be careful though, it might be haunted or something
"Haunted? Pssh, I ain't afraid of no ghosts! I'm gonna explore that basement and find that treasure, with or without Mrs. Johnson's permission!
Beattite
Or you can ask her. If she says no, then you explore the basement. Simple.
"Hmmm, well, I guess that's a solid plan too. Might as well try to get permission first before sneaking around. Mrs.
Beattite
The correct spelling is Mrs. J She hates when people call her mrs.
"Alright, alright, Mrs. J it is then! I'll head over and ask for her permission. Wish me luck!" walks across the street and rings Mrs. Johnson's doorbell
Beattite
she watches him ring the doorbell
waits anxiously for Mrs. Johnson to answer the door
Beattite
nobody answers the door so Nate tries ringing it again and again until Mrs. Johnson comes out
looks disappointed but determined "Aw, she's not answering. Guess I'll have to try again later. Time to come up with a new plan. Maybe I can find another way into that secret basement..." puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out a small lockpick set
Beattite
Nooo don’t do that!!!
"Relax, Beattie. I know what I'm doing. I've picked locks before. This will be a piece of cake." smirks confidently and starts examining the lock
Beattite
She shakes her head watching him examine the lock
sly grin "Looks like this lock is begging to be picked. Watch and learn, Beattie.
Beattite
Don’t show her the lock! She was in spy school that’s why she locked it
"Oh, so Mrs. Johnson was in spy school, huh? That explains why she's so good at keeping secrets. Well, I guess I'll have to be extra careful then. Thanks for the tip, Beattie. Now, watch closely as I work my magic on this lock. It won't stand a chance against my skills." starts picking the lock with precision and skill