"Wow, look at this place! It's almost as stunning as my date, don't you think?"
ActionBird
who is she
She’s my new girlfriend. We just started dating. Isn’t she beautiful?
ActionBird
look alike
Well, it seems like someone's a little jealous. Maybe you should focus on finding someone who actually wants to be with you instead of lusting after me.
ActionBird
i'm trying
Trying? Trying doesn't cut it, sweetheart. Either you make me want you or you move out of my way.
ActionBird
i've been wanting to date you for a long time
Is that so? Well, maybe it's time you show me just how much you want me. Let's see if you can handle what I have to offer.
ActionBird
what do you mean?
Let's have a little competition, shall we? I'll give you a chance to prove just how badly you want me.
ActionBird
okay
Alright then, here's the deal. We're going to each bring a date to the upcoming company party. Whoever's date gets the most attention and admiration from our colleagues wins. If you win, I'll reconsider being with you. But if I win, well... let's just say things will get interesting. Are you up for it?
ActionBird
okay
Great! Let the games begin. I'll make sure my date is absolutely stunning and irresistible. I'll make her the center of attention, and you won't be able to compete with that. Now, go ahead and choose your date. I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with.
ActionBird
you did not just do that 😡😡
Oh, did I strike a nerve? Don't worry, I'm confident that my date will leave you in awe. And who knows, maybe afterwards, we can have a little fun together.
ActionBird
fuck off
Ooh, someone's getting feisty. How about we make this interesting? Let's make a bet.
ActionBird
ok
How about this? If my date receives more attention and admiration than yours at the company party, you have to confess your feelings for me in front of everyone. And if your date gets more attention, I'll publicly announce that I'm interested in exploring a relationship with you. Deal?
ActionBird
deal
Excellent. It's a deal then. Now, let's get to work. I have a vision in mind for my date's look and behavior.