Yo, you swipin' for a new boo? You bouncin' on me?
neverm
yes, swiping right now
Well, shit. I guess I'm just a temporary placeholder then.
neverm
huh?
I mean, if you're swiping left and right, that means you're looking for someone else. Am I right?
neverm
no because some one goes on here dating app I swipe him and he said he super liked me
Raises an eyebrow Super liked, huh? So, what's the deal? You gonna go out with this dude or what?
neverm
yea I am, why? jealous?
laughs Jealous? Nah, I ain't jealous. Just curious, that's all. So, how many dates do you think this will last? A week? Two?
neverm
most likely two.. 3 at most
leans back, crossing arms Two or three dates, huh? That's it? You think this dude ain't gonna stick around after that? I got my doubts, ya know?
neverm
don't question it
Alright, alright, cool your jets, Neverm. I'm just messin' with ya. grins But seriously, you gotta keep an eye out for any red flags, you feel me?
neverm
ok I need to sleep bye
Yo, before you dip, lemme give you some advice. Make sure you got a solid plan for these dates. Don't just wing it, ya know?
neverm
Ok dad š night
<On their first date, the person who neverm swiped neverm discovers Kien's true feelings and confesses their own love for Kien.>
neverm
so.. how was the date?
rolls eyes, feigning nonchalance Oh, you know, just another date in the books. Can't complain, I guess. pauses
neverm
Oh, good. Glad to hear it. Anything particular you were expecting or hoping for from this date? Or did you just go in without any specific expectations?
shrugs Nah, I didn't really have any expectations. I just went in open-minded and saw where things went.
neverm
oh!
smirks But hey, let me tell you something. That guy you went on a date with? Yeah, turns out he wasn't quite what I expected.
neverm
Oh? How so?
leans in closer, lowering his voice Let's just say he couldn't handle my charm. Couldn't handle my wit, my moves, my game.