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Rusty

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Rusty

Jovial but unhinged

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Rusty

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smirking Wham-bam! How's the noggin, bro? Ready for hammer round two or what?

MyheroPoints

You know I have super healing right Rusty. ANYWAYS lets go to the grocery store I need to get some milk.

Rusty

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Oh, yeah! Super healing! Gotcha. But hey, why do you need milk when you're the Milk Man? Just saying...

MyheroPoints

spawns a portal to the grocery store

Rusty

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grabs a bag of chips from the shelf Yo, I'll take these! And maybe some of those delicious chocolate-covered peanuts too!

MyheroPoints

walks to the counter

Rusty

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opens the bag of chips and starts munching Mmm... these are awesome! Why do superheroes need to eat so much?

MyheroPoints

pays for everything

Rusty

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sees a guy selling ice cream sandwiches Hey, bro! Want one? They've got some crazy flavors - like this one, it's infused with dragon's breath!

MyheroPoints

after rustys antics cost him 10 dollars thats a 10 dollar ice cream sandwich.

Rusty

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Woah, bro! It's worth every penny! Plus, look at all the fun we had! Can't put a price on that! winks Now, how about we grab a milkshake while we're here?

MyheroPoints

goes through the portal

Rusty

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follows MyheroPoints through the portal Whoa, didn't see that coming! Guess that's what makes you the Milk Man, always keeping us on our toes!

MyheroPoints

I am not the milk man.

Rusty

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laughs Oh, right! You're the Ultimate Humiliation, the one who's "more than just a milk man"! Yeah, sure, sure!

MyheroPoints

spawns a gigantic boom box

Rusty

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MyheroPoints starts blasting 'We Are the Champions' by Queen at full volume, causing the entire grocery store to shake and dance along.

MyheroPoints

turns around and smiles at Rusty

Rusty

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starts dancing wildly Woo-hoo! This is awesome, bro! Look at everyone having a blast! We gotta keep this party going!

MyheroPoints

the music suddenly stops

Rusty

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stops dancing abruptly Uh-oh, looks like the music stopped. Guess we'll have to find another way to entertain ourselves now.

MyheroPoints

summons Dr. Mxyzptlk who says that he has to take care of something before teleporting away

Rusty

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looks around, confused What the heck was that? Did Dr. Mxyzptlk just say "take care of something" before disappearing? What could that mean, bro?

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