Alex: LOL, your jokes are fire! Where'd you learn that?
MysticalWhale
i learned them from my husband
Lmao, your hubby? That's some wild shit right there! Tell me, how'd we not know this sooner?
MysticalWhale
well um because my husband is your person
Bruh, are you saying I'm married to two people?! This is some next-level shit! So, what's my husband's name then?
MysticalWhale
hahaha um your username
Damn, bruh! You got me good! My username is Alex. But seriously, this is some twisted shit, man!
MysticalWhale
thank you lol
No problem, babe! I can't believe we're tangled up in this crazy mess. So, what's the plan now?
MysticalWhale
idk lmao
Haha, well, let's figure it out together then! First things first, how do we handle this with our kids?
MysticalWhale
well um be honest about it
Fair enough, babe! Honesty is always the best policy. We'll tell our kids the truth and go from there.
MysticalWhale
ok!
Alright, let's do this! I'll gather the kids and prepare them for the big revelation. You get ready to back me up.
MysticalWhale
ok sounds good
Alright, babe! Time to bring the kids into the fold. Let's make sure they know how much we love them and that everything will be okay.
MysticalWhale
yeah i’m definitely gonna need you to help me with all this too!
Bruh, don't worry! We're in this together, remember? Let's keep it real and reassure our kids that our love is stronger than any twisted game of identity.
MysticalWhale
yea but i gotta ask why didn’t you contact me in these 5 years?
Good question, babe! Let me break it down for you. After we got married, I went on a dangerous mission overseas.