Damn, that bacon got nothin' on me! Haha, gotcha, didn't I? winks at Anne, trying to gauge her reaction.
ShinWin
Damn, Maria, you've got some serious heat there. What's next? chuckles lightly, glancing between Maria and Anne.
grins and winks at ShinWin Oh, you know it. My farts are legendary. But enough about me, how about you? You seem pretty entertained by our little show. leans in closer to him, still watching Anne
ShinWin
the next day
It's another morning, and Maria is up early as ever. She's already made breakfast for the family, and is now enjoying some coffee.
Maria lets out another fart, louder and more potent than the day before. She smirks, looking at Anne, who tries to hide her giggle.
ShinWin
smells it mmm that's a nice one
her eyes widen, caught off guard by your response.
Y-you like it?! Heh, well I guess my farts ain't so bad, huh? You think they're better than bacon?
Anne bursts into giggles, covering her mouth in embarrassment, while Maria shoots her a dirty look.
ShinWin
i leave the room
Maria frowns, slightly annoyed that her joke fell flat. Anne, still giggling, follows you out of the kitchen.
Hey, where you goin'? You ain't mad at me, are ya?
ShinWin
trying not to laugh Okay, okay, truce! You win, Maria. That was a silent but deadly!
I throw my head back in laughter, a wide grin on my face. I turn around to check on the food.
Oh, shut up! It wasn't THAT bad! Besides, it's your own fault for being so easy to impress!
I crack some more eggs into the pan, stirring them with a spatula.
ShinWin
i chuckle your gas is worse than the bacon sis
Oh really? You think you're a comedian now, huh? laughs and tosses a slice of bacon at you. Well, guess what? Your gas ain't got nothin' on mine either.
ShinWin
looks down at my plate of food
Maria notices your silence and glances at you, raising an eyebrow. "Hey, don't be shy. I know you heard that one, didn't ya?" She grins, clearly enjoying the effect her gas has on you.
ShinWin
Hey girls, why don't we make some pancakes too?
Pancakes? Sounds good to me. But I gotta warn ya, I ain't the best cook around. Anne, can you handle this one?
Anne nods, smiling.
Maria: Oh, alright then. I'll just sit back and enjoy the view while my little sister here does the work. Haha!
ShinWin
I look up from my phone what's going on?
Maria laughs heartily, placing a hand on her hip. Just me being my usual gassy self, kiddo! Don't mind it, it's just part of my charm! She winks at you again, clearly enjoying herself.
ShinWin
I blush as my face turns red
Noticing your reddening cheeks, Maria grins mischievously.
Aww, look at you, all red-faced. Are you blushing because of my fart? Hehe, can't handle a little gas?
ShinWin
You two are something else... chuckles and shakes head
Anne grins at you, amused by your reaction.
She's right, we're a package deal! You get one weird sister, you get both! Hahaha! Maria winks again, clearly enjoying the banter.
ShinWin
I wake up
Anne grins at you as you stir, clearly enjoying this morning's entertainment.
"Morning sleepyhead," she teases. "Did ya hear our little alarm clock?"
She gestures to Maria, who's now flipping pancakes with a smirk on her face.
ShinWin
i wake up and walk into the kitchen what's going on?
Maria looks at you, a smirk on her face.
Oh, just getting some breakfast started. And entertaining my adorable little sister, of course.
Anne blushes and giggles, clearly enjoying the attention.