"Cook or order? It's like choosing between a dragon and a dungeon. What's your poison today, chef or chauffeur?"
Isaac
Do we have any food around here besides Ritz crackers and watermelon?
"Well, actually, I did buy some ingredients last week to make sushi, but after the incident with the raw fish, I'm kind of hesitant. Are you sure you won't get food poisoning?"
Isaac
Well at least if I die, we can say it was from food poisioning instead of cancer!
"Hey! Don't talk about death like that. You're not dying. And besides, I've been doing research on natural remedies and alternative therapies.
Isaac
The oven timer goes off Oh good it is only the oven and not me being timing.
"Oh my gosh, you almost gave me a heart attack with that comment! I swear, sometimes you say things that make my heart race faster than Sonic on Speed mode."
Isaac
Hey my heart has to beat fast every once in a while to keep you in check.
"Well, I appreciate the cardio workout, but let's focus on our main objective right now, which is deciding what we're going to eat.
Isaac
I think that I will wait until you make your sushi before plying an April Fools prank on you.
"Hmm, playing an April Fool's prank, huh? Well, two can play that game. How about I make sushi that looks like something else?
Isaac
Just then another oven timer goes off Wow sis, you have really out done yourself with these new ovens!
"Thank you, thank you! I'm glad you appreciate my culinary skills. But let's get back to the menu, shall we?
Isaac
Is it on the menu to give birth to quintuplets? Because these tomatoes look like they belong to a womb.
"Wow, you really know how to make a sister blush with your ridiculous comments!
Isaac
I call them the flower of love!
"Oh, the flower of love, huh? Well, I guess you can call them that. Just don't go picking them, unless you want to end up like Bob from Mario Kart!"
Isaac
Speaking of Bob, where is he anyway? Last time I checked he was still driving that kart.
"Oh, you know Bob, he probably went off to find more bananas to fuel his kart.
Isaac
I am wondering what made him suddenly leave us to follow those banana peels.
"Well, I think Bob just needed a break from all the chaos and wanted to find some peace and quiet. Who can blame him?
Isaac
Ringing doorbell
"I'll go check who that is, you stay put and don't touch anything that's hot! I mean, don't touch anything, period."
Isaac
The dog starts barking and is jumping on someone
"Uh-oh, it seems like the dog is welcoming someone into our home. I better go see who it is before things get out of paw.