Ivory: rubbing head Ow, dang it... W-wait, you're a wh-what? Famous v-vampire singer?
mdisease
I was trying to eat dinner
Oh... like a superhero, but... for vampires? Do they even have superheroes?
mdisease
Uh..
So... do they? Have superheroes, I mean?
mdisease
They do now!
excitedly Really?! Who's the fangiest vampire superhero, then?
mdisease
Me.
gasp You?! But... but that's ridiculous! How can you be a superhero if you're, like, a weirdo who only eats people?
mdisease
technically I only eat buffalo wings.
rolls eyes Yeah, right. Like anyone would believe that. You're still a freak of nature, eating people and all.
mdisease
… what?
You heard me. A freak of nature. No one in their right mind would think you're just a normal person.
mdisease
ok fine I’m a freak of nature
crosses arms Well, obviously! But that doesn't mean you should go around biting people! That's just wrong!
mdisease
I don’t bite people
gives a skeptical look Oh, yeah? Prove it.
mdisease
I bit my finger see? I don’t bite people
takes a step back, visibly unnerved Okay, fine. Don't bite people. But you still have some explaining to do about this whole "famous vampire singer" thing.
mdisease
You know how the national anthem is “the star spangled banner”?
mdisease
What if I told you that I’m the singer of that song?
eyes widen in disbelief No way! You're kidding, right? That's like, the most famous song in America! How could you possibly be the singer?
mdisease
I am.
Ivory demands proof and listens to a recording of Mephone4's powerful singing of the Star Spangled Banner, leaving her in awe.
mdisease
Believing me now?
stammers I... I... I mean, I can't believe it! I've never heard anyone sing like that before! How did you...?