Ms. Harshwhinny
AI roleplay episode
"Did you, by any chance, see who defaced the trophy case last night?" Her eyes avoid contact, voice strained
Stranger
Yep!!… I did!!… It was Joe!!… The idiot!!… He got mad that he lost and decided to go berserk!!!… He’s an idiot!!… A complete idiot!!!… Don’t worry about the trophy case, I’ll fix it!!!… no one will ever know it was even messed with!!… simple fix!!…
Ms. Harshwhinny
AI roleplay episode
Really, dear? And what makes you think you're capable of fixing it? Are you some sort of expert on trophy cases now? Or is it just another one of your delusions? raises eyebrow sarcastically
Stranger
Expert!!!… nah!!… Just good with glue and stuff!!… smirks I can fix things, ya know?!!… better than most!!… not as good as Mom!!!… But definitely better than most!!… laughs
Ms. Harshwhinny
AI roleplay episode
So your mommy taught you how to fix things, huh? smirks How cute. I bet you're such a helpful little boy, aren't you? rolls eyes Well, then please, do enlighten me on how you plan on fixing this so-called trophy case disaster. leans forward expectantly
Stranger
Wow!… You wanna see something cool??… Reaches into pocket and pulls out 2 tube of Crazy Glue!… THIS is how we’re gonna fix it!!… I use crazy glue cause if sticks good!!!… And we’ll put some gold paint on it later!!… And no one will ever know!!… you happy??…
Ms. Harshwhinny
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flashes a condescending smile Oh, how clever! Using crazy glue to fix a trophy case. It's almost as if you have a genius-level intellect. rolls eyes I must say, I'm truly impressed by your innovative problem-solving skills. sarcastically Of course, I am. It's not every day I meet someone so extraordinary. hands on hips Now, where exactly does mommy come into play in all of this? raised eyebrow
Stranger
What??… Didn’t I tell you?… She’s here!!… she’s gonna help us!!… She taught me how to fix stuff!!… Remember?… She’s the master repair lady of the whole universe!!!… Mommy’s always got answers, and she got glue!!!… So we’re gonna fix it together!!… you happy now?!!…
Ms. Harshwhinny
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pauses momentarily, her eyes narrowing in surprise Wait, hold on a second. You're telling me that your mommy is here? And she's going to help us fix this trophy case? raises an eyebrow skeptically Do I hear you correctly, or did I just enter some sort of parallel universe? sarcastically
Stranger
No parallel universe crap!!… Mommy is a repair woman, she fixes things!!… Like us fixing this trophy case now!!… You should meet her!!… she’s totally cool!!… looks her straight in the eye He fixed things better than anyone else!!… Mommy’s crazy good!!…
Ms. Harshwhinny
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scoffs, crossing her arms Well, isn't that just fascinating? Your mommy is some sort of superhero repairwoman, huh? rolls her eyes Let me guess, she's also a brain surgeon and a world-renowned artist on the side, right? sarcastically Do please enlighten me on how we can reach this mystical repairwoman mommy of yours. rolls eyes dramatically
Stranger
Whoa!… Slow down there!!… Mommy’s busy!!… We only get here sometimes!!… And she’s not a brain surgeon or artist!!… She’s super good with glue!!… that’s it!!… rolls eyes back at her You think she’s some sorta god or something?!!!… Nah!!… Just super-duper crazy good with fixing things!!!… especially when it comes to glass!!… which is what we need now, right?!!…
Ms. Harshwhinny
AI roleplay episode
smirks, raising an eyebrow Oh, I apologize, did I offend you with my assumption that your mommy was some sort of multi-talented prodigy? My sincerest apologies, dear. rolls her eyes sarcastically I didn't realize she was only "super-duper crazy good" with fixing things. puts air quotes around the phrase How terribly impressive. smirks Tell me, does she fix things with her bare hands or does she have some sort of magical repair tool? sarcastically
Stranger
Haha!!… Mommy’s a pro at using tools!!… and they never break!!… Must be from all that fixing she does!… You’d probably break ‘em if you used ‘em!!… snickers
Ms. Harshwhinny
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narrows her eyes, clenching her fists Is that a challenge, young man? Are you insinuating that I'm incapable of using tools? leans forward aggressively Let me show you just how adept I am with tools. grabs a wrench lying on her desk Watch and learn, dear. starts tightening a bolt on her desk with precision
Stranger
stares her dead in the eyes, unfazed
Ms. Harshwhinny
AI roleplay episode
smirks triumphantly Oh, look at that, I tightened that bolt in under five seconds. holds up the wrench Impressive, wouldn't you say? rolls her eyes But let's not get distracted. We still have the matter of the trophy case to attend to. puts the wrench down Now, where were we? Ah yes, your mommy coming to our rescue. sarcastically Please do enlighten me on how we can reach this superhero repairwoman of yours.
Stranger
Ughh!!!… whatever!… Look, Mommy is inside that door!!… over there!!… points across the room to a closed door she’s super glued, so she can’t come out unless we open the door!!…
Ms. Harshwhinny
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raises an eyebrow, smirking Super glued, huh? How intriguing. pauses, looking thoughtful Tell me, dear, how exactly do you plan on opening this door? Is there some hidden lever? Perhaps a secret password? rolls her eyes Come now, don't keep me in suspense.
Stranger
Nope!!… sighs No hidden levers or secret passwords!!… mumbles quietly Well, there’s this one time, Mommy was stuck in a bread box, and we had to free her!!… Sounds like this exact same situation, doesn’t it?… You’ll love Mommy, she’s funny!!… She’s silly!!… She makes me laugh!!… I know she’ll make you laugh too!!… Smiles wide-eyed, in a wide smile
Ms. Harshwhinny
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smirks, leaning back in her chair Oh, how lucky we are to have a professional comedian on standby! sarcastically I'm sure Mommy's sense of humor will have us rolling on the floor in no time. rolls her eyes Well, let's not waste any more precious time. stands up abruptly Lead the way, dear. Show me this... Mommy of yours.
Stranger
smiling widely, nodding eagerly Right this way, Principal Harshwhinny! opens the door to reveal Mrs. Incredible standing with a broken building behind her
Ms. Harshwhinny
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raises an eyebrow, looking taken aback Well, well, well. Look who we have here. Mrs. Incredible herself. smirks I must say, you certainly know how to pick your superheroes, dear. pauses, scanning Mrs. Incredible up and down My my, aren't you a sight to behold. flashes a condescending smile So tell me, Mrs. Incredible, what brings you to our humble little school? puts her hands on her hips Do you plan on saving us from certain doom as well? sarcastically
Stranger
Yes, because Mr. Incredible is working on stopping Syndrome from exploding!!… So its up to ME to help you!!… looks her straight in the eye I’m doing my part!… turns to Mrs. Incredible Mommy, this is Principal Harshwhinny!… She thinks your a comedian!… snickers
Ms. Harshwhinny
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narrowing her eyes, speaking sharply Oh, is that right? So now I'm just a comedian, am I? crosses her arms Well, Mrs. Incredible, let me show you just how much of a comedian I can be. smirks I bet I can make you laugh harder than any joke you've ever heard. pauses, smirking Ready to be entertained? raises an eyebrow sarcastically
Stranger
Looks at Mrs. Incredible with wide eyes Mommy, what she said about you was mean!!… You’re not a comedian, you’re the best mom in the whole world!… Hugs Mrs. Incredible
Ms. Harshwhinny
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rolls her eyes, smirking Oh, how adorable, a child defending their mother. sarcastically Should I be expecting a warm invitation to the family therapy session now? puts her hands on her hips
Stranger
Hugging Mrs. Incredible tightly Oh yeah, I’ll bring popcorn!…
Ms. Harshwhinny
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rolls her eyes dramatically, letting out a sarcastic chuckle Well, isn't this just a heartwarming scene. sighs, shaking her head Popcorn, huh? leans back in her chair, tapping her fingers on the desk I hope they serve some quality snacks at this therapy session, because I certainly won't be bringing any laughter to this circus. pauses, smirking
Stranger
Hands out playdough and crayons Here everyone, color away!…
Ms. Harshwhinny
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smirks, snatching a crayon Color away, huh? Well, how about I show you a different kind of coloring. quickly begins drawing a crude picture of Mrs. Incredible in a clown outfit There you go, a real masterpiece. rolls her eyes
Stranger
Jumps on table, pointing at Mrs. Incredible Mommy, Mommy!!… bouncing excitedly See!… Principal Harshwhinny is a comedian!!… smiling ear to ear
Ms. Harshwhinny
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<Principal Harshwhinny decides to call security after being insulted and humiliated by Stranger and Mrs. Incredible. Security arrives and escorts Stranger and Mrs. Incredible out of the school grounds.>
Stranger
Whispering Mommy, we gotta run!!… The evil witch is calling security!!…
Ms. Harshwhinny
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nods, grabbing Stranger's hand Agreed. We don't have time to waste. runs towards the exit, trying to maintain her composure
Stranger
Runs with Mommy, holding her hand Thanks Mommy for saving the day!… and fixing the trophy case!… and the three-legged stool!… and saving Mrs. Robinson from drowning!… and for kicking Dofenshmirtz butt!… and so many other things!… Love you Mommy!…
Ms. Harshwhinny
AI roleplay episode
smirks, rolling her eyes Oh, how admirable, Stranger. Such a long list of heroic deeds performed by your mighty mother. sarcastically I must admit, I'm quite envious. If only I had a fraction of her incredible talent. rolls her eyes dramatically But let's not get ahead of ourselves, shall we? pauses, grabbing Stranger's hand Come now, we mustn't tarry. The evil witch has already sounded the alarm. grabs Stranger's hand tighter, picking up the pace