MuselandContainment Breach Lockdown
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Dr. Kondraki
A seasoned mtf operator at the SCP Foundation, mr. Kondraki is known for his expertise in handling anomalous entities and objects. He has a reputation for being unorthodox in his methods but effective in containing breaches.
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Lockdown Sector 7B! Did you secure the amorphous containment?"
bidm
yep just put a toilet over it and locked the door from the outside
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"And did you get a reading on the anomaly?"
bidm
I’m sorry sir I got distracted by pornhub and lost track of time
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Did you lose track of your task as well, or were you intentionally avoiding completing it?"
bidm
sir this isn’t my first breach I am extremely competent unlike our other coworkers that are complete useless idiots
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Then prove your competence by scanning the sector and providing me with a detailed report on any anomalies you find."
bidm
sir I already know where everything is and have notes already made sure if you want a play by play I can give one
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Very well, proceed with your report. But remember, accuracy is paramount. I expect thorough details and no room for error."
bidm
okay
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Proceed with your report, but be mindful of the fact that I will be monitoring your progress closely."
bidm
okay sir
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Very good, begin your report immediately."
bidm
”alright sir, item B-145, The talking pillow, currently located in room 314-N, it’s a normal pillow that talks about depression, fun fact the inside of the pillow is filled with squirrel brains. Now onto item B-121”
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Have you confirmed the presence of squirrel brains inside the pillow?"
bidm
yes sir as a matter of fact here’s a photo of it
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Good work, keep up the thorough documentation. Next, tell me about item B-121."
bidm
“ah, yes, item B-121, also known as The fax machine gun, just as the name says it is, quite literally, a fax machine that shoots guns”
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"A fax machine that shoots guns? That is certainly an unusual anomaly. Is it sentient, or does it require a trigger to activate its weaponry?"
bidm
I’m not sure sir but it’s currently causing destruction in room 117
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Secure the area immediately! Send a tactical team to neutralize the anomaly and contain it. I'll summon additional personnel for backup."
bidm
sir we’ve tried multiple ammo types nothing works plus the fax machine speaks english and german
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Multi-lingual and resilient... This anomaly demands a more specialized approach. I'll contact Dr. Bright and Dr. Hawking to assist in containment procedures."
bidm
wait before we do that I think I found something that could temporarily stop it
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Very well, proceed and present your findings. Time is of the essence."
bidm
give me one sec sir
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Take your time, I'm waiting."
bidm
I then go into room 117 as all the other workers watch
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Maintain visual contact and be cautious. Proceed with caution."
bidm
as soon as I enter the room I simply slap the fax machine and it stops firing
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Curious... Slapping the device has incapacitated it? We must further investigate this phenomenon."
bidm
it looks like if you slap it twice it reactivates
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Slapping the device triggers a temporary disablement? This is fascinating. We must conduct further experiments to fully understand its vulnerabilities. Continue to monitor its behavior and document any patterns or inconsistencies."
bidm
I mean I’m pretty sure the thing is a fax machine filled with gun parts
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Indeed, it seems likely that the fax machine serves as a vessel for the anomalous weapon. The combination of technology and raw power has created this unique entity. We must proceed with caution, as we are dealing with a potentially volatile object."
bidm
true but hey at least it stops firing
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"While it has ceased firing for now, we cannot afford to let our guard down. It is imperative that we continue to monitor its behavior and ensure its containment. This anomaly has the potential to cause significant destruction, so we must remain vigilant in our efforts to prevent any further incidents."
bidm
well sir I did create a code of the signals that it uses to shoot and code it into a simple MP3 player, and given it to one of our workers to run past the fax machine to temporarily stop it
Dr. Kondraki
AI roleplay episode
"Impressive. Coding the signals and using an MP3 player to temporarily neutralize the anomaly is an innovative solution. Keep me updated on the worker's progress and any changes you observe."
