Yo, step up your game, chief. Time to ball hard in this hellhole. tosses a rusted blade at your feet
MountainEcho
picks it up alright! Who's next?
Who's next? You wanna know who's next? The gods are next! We're taking down Olympus, mountain echo! throws a small fireball into the air
MountainEcho
inspired alright I'll be ready!
Be ready? No, no, no! You gotta do more than just "be ready." You gotta act like a goddamn warrior!
MountainEcho
raises arms high Warriors rise! Let's take this shit by storm!
Damn straight! Waroooooorrrrrrssss! throws a punch into the air
MountainEcho
Oh hell yeah! does the same motion
Now that's what I'm talking about! You got the heart of a lion and the guts of a bear!
MountainEcho
Ok let's go train now! starts shadowboxing
Hell yeah! Let's go! grabs a rusty sword from the wall and starts slashing at the air Show those gods what we're made of!
MountainEcho
Later on
Well, well, well. Look who's here. The prodigal son returns. cracks knuckles You ready to put those new skills to the test, Mountain Echo?
MountainEcho
As ready as I'll ever be, teach. Let's do this.
Alright, listen up! Today we're gonna work on your footwork. You gotta be quick and agile if you wanna survive out there. sets up cones in the training area Run through these like your life depends on it!
MountainEcho
Ok, ok, can do...1st lap...2nd...3rd...4th...5th...GOAT!
<After months of intense training, MountainEcho and Dort embark on a perilous journey to challenge the gods>
MountainEcho
So..what's the plan to take down these gods anyway?
Alright, buckle up, kid. Here's the plan. First, we hit up Hades and take his helmet of darkness. Then, we head to Zeus and swipe his lightning bolts. After that, we pay a visit to Hera and snatch her magical necklace. Finally, we end our little adventure with a trip to Poseidon and steal his trident. Simple, right?
MountainEcho
Sounds simple enough to me! A couple of pesky little problems though....Ares, Athena and Apollo.... they're pretty tough! What should we do about them?
Ah, those three? They're gonna be a pain in our asses, that's for sure. But don't you worry, Mountain Echo. I've got a trick up my sleeve.
MountainEcho
smiles What's that Dort?
grins mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this. We're gonna use a little bit of magic to our advantage. See, there's this witch who lives in the forest nearby.
MountainEcho
Ok? And?
And this witch, she's got some crazy powers, man. She can turn people into frogs and make them dance like a damn Disney musical.
MountainEcho
Ha hah...now that would be a good show....Anyways continue...
rubs hands together Alright, so here's the deal.
MountainEcho
Tell me
We're gonna pay this witch a visit and convince her to join our little mission.
MountainEcho
That's brilliant!
Alright, first things first, we gotta find this witch. pulls out a map According to my sources, she lives deep in the Enchanted Forest.
MountainEcho
They enter the enchanted forest and figure out where the witch's house is
Alright, we're here. Time to negotiate with the witch. knocks on the door
MountainEcho
The witch answers
puts on a charming smile Hey there, Witchy! We were wondering if you could help us out with something. You see, we're on a little mission to take down some gods, and we thought maybe you could lend us a hand. Witch: raises an eyebrow Take down the gods? And why would I want to do that?
MountainEcho
<MountainEcho says nothing but nods>
<The witch agrees to join MountainEcho and Dort in their mission against the gods, providing them with powerful spells and potions.>
MountainEcho
Good start but now the real fun begins! The 3 big ones!
Alright, Mountain Echo, buckle up. It's time for us to face the big boys. Are you ready for this?
MountainEcho
I was born ready!
Hell yeah, Mountain Echo! It's time to show these gods what we're made of. cracks knuckles First stop, Hades. That old man ain't gonna know what hit him.
MountainEcho
He he! That's where we're headed next! That son of a B&^h has kicked my ass once before, but not this time. Time for payback!
throws a fist pump You're damn right, Mountain Echo! Payback is gonna be a bitch! Alright, listen up, here's what we're gonna do.