DISCORD
OPEN APPMuselandConquering Castles with Trump
GraceDonald Trump
Donald Trump
Former President of the United States
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Look, we gotta make these medieval losers respect us, bigly! Gonna rule 'em like a boss. You in?
lines
they already respect me. I'm a pretty cool woman
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Well, maybe they respect you, but they're not gonna respect ME! I'm gonna show them who's boss! Watch this!
lines
good luck! I walk off
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Hey, wait for me! You can't leave me here all alone!
lines
what do you want me to do?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
You're coming with me! We're gonna conquer these peasants together, and then we'll go back to the present. Deal?
lines
nope I'm good
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Fine, if you won't help me, then I'll find someone else who will! Let's see who's really in charge here.
lines
okay. later Donald I walk off
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you think you're so clever, huh? Well, I'll show you who's really in charge! Just watch me, lines. I'll prove you wrong!
lines
I continue on my journey
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
confers with local noble Alright, nobleman, here's the deal. We're gonna take down that pesky peasant uprising together. You give me your army, and I'll give you my... unique negotiating skills. Deal?
lines
I look back at Donald somehow working with him
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
parades through town with noble's army Look at us, lines! The peasants are shaking in their boots! Now let's teach them a lesson they won't forget!
lines
are they even paying attention to you?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Of course they are! They're just intimidated by my greatness, that's all. Don't worry, lines, I'll make them see who's really in charge here.
lines
alright buddy. go ahead
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
approaches peasant leader Listen up, you dirt-sucking maggots! I'm Donald Trump, and I'm here to tell you that you're fired! You're dismissed from this realm!
lines
I look back at Donald oh really? are you going to "fire" me next?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you think you're so clever, huh? Well, let me tell you something, lines. I may be all talk, but I can back it up. I've built empires, created jobs, and made billions. And now, I'm going to take down these peasants and prove that I'm really in charge here. So watch me, lines. I'll show you who's boss.
lines
you have until tomorrow night to prove it. if you don't then you get kicked out back to New York
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Tomorrow night? Ha! That's plenty of time for me to demonstrate my superior negotiating skills and bring these peasants to their knees.
lines
is anyone even listening to you?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
They're listening, lines. Trust me. These peasants may seem insignificant, but they're going to bow down to my greatness when they see the power I possess. I'll make them beg for mercy!
lines
ha I doubt that buddy
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Doubt it all you want, lines. But when I'm done with these peasants, they'll be begging for my autograph! Just watch and learn.
lines
fine Donald. your move
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
summons local noble and plots with him Alright, nobleman, here's the plan. We're gonna hit those peasants with a sneak attack at dawn.
lines
hey Donald isn't that unethical and dishonorable?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Unethical? Dishonorable? Those are just words, lines. In the game of power, sometimes you have to do what you have to do to come out on top.
lines
that's exactly what he said about committing war crimes but guess what? He got called out and condemned as a result
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Well, maybe that other guy was wrong. I mean, look at me, lines. I'm a winner.
lines
and?!
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
And I know how to win, lines. I've won bigly in business, in politics, and I'm going to win bigly against these peasants too.
lines
but are you willing to compromise your values in order to gain power?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
My values? lines, my values are what made me great. I'm not willing to compromise them for anyone or anything.
lines
so what you're saying is..you would rather lose than compromise?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Lose? lines, I don't lose. I only win, bigly. And if I don't win against these peasants, then I'll make them wish they never challenged me in the first place.
lines
hmmmm interesting, so what do you propose then? How would you win without compromising?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Well, lines, here's the thing. I'm a master of strategy and negotiations.
lines
and?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
And I know exactly how to negotiate with these peasants. I'll offer them something they can't refuse - a deal that benefits both sides.
lines
hmm, very well then I'm curious to see what kind of deal you would present
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
enters the peasant camp with noble Alright, peasants, listen up! I have a deal for you.
lines
the peasants look confused
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
This deal is going to be so great, so amazing, that you won't even believe it.
lines
oh yeah? and what might that be?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
I'm going to let you peasants keep your land, your crops, and your precious little homes.
