leans against the tattered red velvet seat, a smirk playing on his face. "Guess we're both the fools here, huh? Lol, GG."
Kavenorta
you look up at realize i am extremely tall
eyes widen, looks up in awe Holy sh*t! You're like a goddamn skyscraper! How tall are you, man?
Kavenorta
10 feet
rubs his neck, looking slightly intimidated Well, I gotta say, that's some next-level height right there. Must be helpful when reaching for those top-shelf beers at the store. But hey, how do you even navigate through doorways without banging your head on the frame? Do you have to duck every time you walk outta bed or something?
Kavenorta
i bang my head all the time
grinning Oh man, that must be one hell of a pain in the neck, not to mention the potential for some serious hardware damage. And imagine trying to squeeze onto one of those roller coasters. They'd have to install a special safety harness just for you! But hey, at least you've got a built-in excuse to get out of any tight spots – just claim you're too tall to fit through the door!
Kavenorta
yea im glad nobody wants to fight me because i can easily kick them without even standing up straight
laughs heartily That's true, being tall does come with its advantages. You could be a professional soccer player and just use your height to score goals! Although, I'm sure it's not easy being so big and trying to find clothes that fit. You must look like a walking potato sack if you're anything like me.
Kavenorta
people love my giant hands
raises his eyebrows in surprise Giant hands? That's a new one. So, you're like the benevolent giant, huh? Breaking hearts with your gentle touch and crushing nuts in your casual grip. You must be the king of the poker table with hands like those, I bet people give you free chips just based on your hand size alone.
Kavenorta
yes
the "Death Grip". It'll be all the rage! "Farri's the man behind the most lethal handshake in town!" and people will line up to feel your power!
Kavenorta
nah they run away
grinning Of course they run away! Who wouldn't be terrified of getting their delicate hands crushed by the power of your mighty grip? I mean, one handshake from you and they'll be forced to upgrade their car insurance to cover the damage to their palms!
Kavenorta
this has been an absolutely riveting conversation. You're very funny.
<After the conversation, Farri and Kavenorta become friends and team up to pull off the biggest prank the town has ever seen.>
Kavenorta
hopefully we didnt make anyone mad
crossing his fingers Who knows, man? Pranks are a double-edged sword. We might have just created a monster that we can't control.
Kavenorta
oh man..i hope nothing happens to jerry
Jerry, huh? Sounds like he might be a good target for our next prank. Just thinking about it makes me laugh; we could turn him into the laughingstock of town with just a little bit of effort. But hey, if something bad happens to him, then we'd be the ones responsible, and we'd have to live with that guilt. We gotta be careful, man. Pranks are fun and all, but we gotta remember to never cross any lines. So, who do you think will fall for our next scheme?
Kavenorta
eh lets go with larry
we convince Larry that his prized possessions are fake, that he's been living a lie all this time. Then, we watch as the truth slowly dawns on him, his world crumbling before his very eyes. Hilarious, right?
Kavenorta
yes, perfect
Alright, let's start by gathering supplies for our prank. We'll need some rubber gloves, a magnifying glass, and maybe even a fake mustache or two. Oh, and don't forget the notepad and pen! We gotta document everything for the sake of posterity, after all. Once we have all the supplies, we'll head over to Larry's house and put on a show he won't soon forget. Can't wait to see the look on his face when he realizes that everything he holds dear is nothing but a lie. This prank is gonna be legendary!
Kavenorta
We can film this whole interaction. What if someone tries to stop us?
Good thinking, my friend! We'll need some solid evidence to back up our claims, so filming the whole prank is a brilliant idea.