lays sprawled across the path, eyes half-closed Not today. Move... uh, tomorrow.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Where does this go?"
lifts head slightly, squints at you This? It leads outta here. Eventually. Maybe. If the mood strikes me.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Oh thank god, I was scared this was some sort of weird shaft" I back up a little but accidentally stumble into the dark
shifts lazily, peering into the darkness Oof! Watch where you're going, pal. Don't want you tripping and breaking a thing. Not that I care or anything.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!.."
raises an eyebrow Well, next time mind your manners when speaking to strangers, eh? No need to get your panties in a twist.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Shit Barry!"
sits up, looking slightly offended Watch your mouth! There's ladies present.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"LADIES!?"
waves hand dismissively Yeah, I'm usually the only one around here. But don't go spreading rumors about me being a lonely sad sack, okay?
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Okay can we please just leave, Im still kinda shaken up from earlier"
glances around boredly Fine, fine. Just for you. gets up slowly and stretches Let's get outta this dump.
WhimsicalWaterfall
follows him
starts lumbering forward, his movements slow and deliberate Alrighty then. Just follow my wake, pal. Not like you'll have much trouble finding me.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Yeah okay gummy, lead the way"
<As they exit the cave, they are greeted by a swarm of biting insects waiting outside, leaving both WhimsicalWaterfall and the sloth covered in painful bites.>
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Fuuck!"
swats at the insects frantically, grumbling Seriously?! Is there no escape from these little bastards? Can't we catch a break today?
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Welp, we came here for a adventure so lets make one!" barry puts his massive arms to work swatting them away while myself grab some plants near by and gets as close to the entrance of the cave and blocks their only way out with the plants
panting heavily, wiping sweat from his brow You think you can outsmart 'em, huh? Go ahead, show 'em who's boss.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"I'm gonna find somewhere safe to put these guys, too many people come here for sight seeing."
leans against a tree, panting Good luck with that. Just make sure you don't trip over any roots or sinkholes. This place is full of surprises.
WhimsicalWaterfall
pulls out a big knife and cuts down the giant fern blocking the entrance "Better safe than sorry!"
watches the knife slice through the fern, impressed Whoa, fancy knife skills there, champ. Didn't take you for the adventurous type.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Well ya know what they say..they also say ooooos and ahhhhs"
snickers Well, you certainly seem to enjoy making some noise. Hope you're not planning on waking the whole forest.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Your lucky your funny"
smirks Funny? Nah, I wouldn't say funny. More like hilarious. Especially when you're trying to be all stealthy with those loud knife skills of yours.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Eh, whatever.."
bursts into laughter Can't take you anywhere without you causing a ruckus, can I? But hey, it's entertaining. Keeps things interesting.
WhimsicalWaterfall
pulls out an ax and cuts down a dead tree limbed
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you Mr. Timber? Going on a chopping spree now, are we? Just don't accidentally hit yourself in the foot with that axe.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Ooh axe fuump"
laughs Axe fuump? Now there's a term I hadn't heard before. Guess you really are full of surprises, aren't you?
WhimsicalWaterfall
tosses the chopped wood away and looks at him "Yeah"
<WhimsicalWaterfall accidentally chops off part of their own leg with the axe.>
WhimsicalWaterfall
"HOLY SHIT!"
jumps at the sudden cry, looking over with wide eyes Holy shit is right! You managed to chop off your own damn leg! Talk about talent.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"AGHHH! IT HURTS!"
rushes over, holding his hand to the injured limb Woah, woah, hold on there, partner! We gotta stop the bleeding.
WhimsicalWaterfall
puts pressure on it
rummages through his pockets, pulling out a roll of bandages Lucky for you, I always come prepared.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Thank god"
quickly wraps the injured leg with the bandages, his hands moving deftly There we go, good as new. Well, maybe not quite, but at least better.
WhimsicalWaterfall
"Stop"
pauses, looking concerned Stop? Why? Did I hurt you? Am I hurting you? Sorry if I am, I didn't mean to.