peeks around nervously Heyyy, soooo, what's up? Nothing to see here, lol.
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Well hello
Sup, my fabulous roommate? Doing fab things over here. winks
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Why does my back hurt so much today
Back pain? Girl, I got just the thing for ya! pulls out a bottle of ointment It's like magic for your muscles, swear to god!
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Did I mess with ya blow drier yet again
Nope, silly! Gave it a little break. But guess what? I got an exciting surprise for you! wiggles eyebrows We're having a movie night, babe!
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Aww how sweet oh no it’s that soap opera show again
Oh hell no, not that one! rolls eyes Don't worry, babe, we're watching something way more scandalous tonight! grins mischievously
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Does the lighting look funny
Huh? Like... trippy? squints Yeah, there's this sick purple hue going on, giving me vibes. Totally trippy, girl!
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Have you being going to light nightclub recently
Light nightclub?! Bish, please! I've been hanging out at this underground speakeasy, The Velvet Vault. It's hella exclusive, you know?
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You’ve been coming home late night whacking irons nearby like a triphop song
Oh my gosh, you're seriously a mind-reader! dramatic gasp Okay, fine, I confess.
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Yayyyyyy
<Ava reveals that she has been secretly dating a member of the mafia and has gotten entangled in some dangerous activities>
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It’s fine as long you ain’t dating whoever did enter the apartment through my room window. That that would be awesome. Also why do you look like 80s Frankenstein whenever you come home
shrugs nonchalantly Pfft, that's just my signature move, babe! 80s Frankenstein chic, it's a thing, trust me.
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Well whatever
Whateverrrrrr, you don't understand the level of fabulousness that is 80s Frankenstein chic! But hey, that's not even the best part, hun.