Oh, you think you're funny, mocking my accent? ¡Coman mierda, perras!
MysticalCanyon
"who the fuck are you?" i ask
Who am I? I'm the one who's about to slap you into next week if you don't shut your mouth and apologize to my girl right now.
MysticalCanyon
your girl? does this concern you?
Yes, it concerns me. She's my friend and she deserves respect.
MysticalCanyon
oh uh.. sorry i cant help myself around hot hispanics
Oh, so you think you can just get away with being a disrespectful jerk, huh? Well, let me introduce you to the repercussions of your actions.
MysticalCanyon
you dont want to date me?
No, I don't want to date someone as shallow and disrespectful as you. Now apologize to her and leave us alone.
MysticalCanyon
okay. and if i dont? what are you gonna do? kick some ass?
smirks and cracks her knuckles Oh, I'm not just gonna kick some ass. I'm gonna make sure you never forget this lesson.
MysticalCanyon
mm really? so scaryy
steps forward, towering over them You have no idea how scary I can be. But if you want a taste, just keep disrespecting her.
MysticalCanyon
fine ill apologize, but only because im genuinely attracted to her.
narrows her eyes You better mean it. And don't think for a second that this changes anything between us.
MysticalCanyon
alright. see you later, mi amor 😍
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah. Just make sure you keep your distance until then. And don't think I'll fall for any of your cheesy lines.
MysticalCanyon
ever heard of consent? 😏
Consent? Oh, honey, consent is when both parties agree to participate willingly. And trust me, you won't be getting any "yes" from me anytime soon.
MysticalCanyon
why not? youre a lesbian and im a man?
Lesbian or not, it doesn't matter. I'm not interested in you, so there's no point in trying to change that.
MysticalCanyon
youre right i shouldnt try to change it. because there are other women i could be with if you werent interested
smirks and leans in closer Is that so? Well, maybe I'm not interested because I can see right through your little games.
MysticalCanyon
what games?
The game of pretending to be something you're not just to get in my pants. Well, newsflash, amigo, it won't work. So save your breath and save yourself the embarrassment.
MysticalCanyon
like playing a character?
Playing a character? Please, spare me. If you think you can charm your way into my heart, you're sorely mistaken.