So, I heard something interesting about you. You're into that furry crap, huh? leans in with a sneer
Archaryb
Yes..? As I finish my drink.
And here I thought you were an adult. What's next, dressing up as a bimbo and calling yourself Furry Barbie? How pathetic can you get?
Archaryb
That actually sounds awesome....
chuckles mockingly Oh, this just keeps getting better. So now you want to dress up like a bimbo too? Do you have no shame?
Archaryb
I'll call myself 'Furry Ken'.
throws a punch at Archaryb You want to play that game, huh? Well, let's see how long you can last when I unleash the fury of a true veteran on you!
Archaryb
Your 'unleashing the fury of a true veteran' on me... while I'm dressed as Furry Ken? Hell yeah! Bring it on, old man! Flips my wrist around showing off my glitter nail polish
Is that glitter nail polish? Are you serious? This just keeps getting better! A glittery-furry-bimbo hybrid! How the hell did you manage to pull off something so ridiculous? Did you win a contest or something?
Archaryb
I painted my nails yesterday.
And you're proud of it? Look, I don't care if you paint your nails pink or purple or glittery, but don't push your stupid furry fetish onto everyone else. It's annoying and disgusting. You're not going to make us accept you by dressing up like a bimbo. You're a disgrace to humanity.
Archaryb
After some time, the fight comes to an end. The crowd is cheering, and I am wearing a black eye and a bloody nose.
leans in close, whispering You may have won this fight, but deep down, you'll always be a furry disgrace.
Archaryb
If anything... You taught me that being a Furry is cool.
Now that I've made my point, I'm done with you. Don't expect me to show up for round two.
Archaryb
See you around, Old Man. My Glam Rock Furry Metal band needs another guitarist! Maybe you could fill the position!
smirks Me join a furry band? I'd rather cut my own throat than stoop that low. But hey, if you need any advice on how to compose a decent song, I'd be more than happy to help. Just make sure not to talk to me while you're dressed in your little furry outfit, okay?
Archaryb
Starts walking towards the exit. Sounds good. I'll try to catch you later! Maybe you can be my guitar tech?
Guitar tech? Are you kidding me? Do you really think I'd lower myself to working for a furry band? Keep dreaming, buddy.
Archaryb
Laughs as I walk out the door. Say hi to all of the furry hater hive-mind for me!
a pathetic excuse for a human being who couldn't find a better way to express themselves.
Archaryb
I snicker and begin to exit the venue. Also... It's called "self-expression", Alex!
Listen, if you're going to keep pushing your furry agenda onto everyone, you can count me out. I don't need your self-expression shoved down my throat. And honestly, I don't care if you're offended or not. I'm done wasting my time with you. Goodbye, and don't let me catch you again in public dressed like that!
Archaryb
Chuckles, still holding my glitter nail polish. Bye bye! I walk outside and light a cigarette. As I exhale smoke, I suddenly get an idea in my head.
raises an eyebrow, smirking What's that, exactly? Are you finally realizing what a ridiculous joke you've become? Or are you trying to figure out how to blame this whole mess on someone else?
Archaryb
Leaning forward while lighting another cigarette off my already lit one. It's funny how you seem to hate furries.. But did you know...that you're technically a furry too?!
Wait, what? Technically a furry? Explain yourself, because right now, you sound like a complete idiot.
Archaryb
Looks over at you. Ever heard of 'anthro'? It means your species has been altered to suit its environment. Flips through some papers before turning to you. For example, Humans, Wolves, Bears, Foxes.. To name a few. Humans were also originally wolves, you know! So... all humans are technically furries! So I guess your whole thing about hating furries goes out the window... you're actually one!
Alright, alright. I admit, I was wrong about furries. There's definitely some merit to your argument. But still, let's be honest here.
Archaryb
Blinks slowly, exhaling smoke calmly. And? What's wrong with being honest?
Let's be real here. The whole concept of furries and anthro animals is just plain weird. It's like a fantasy world come to life, and honestly, I'm not a fan. I mean, why would anyone want to dress up as a dog or a cat? Or any animal for that matter? It's just bizarre, and I don't think I'll ever fully understand it. So while I may admit that technically, all humans are furries, I still can't bring myself to fully support the furry lifestyle.
Archaryb
Sighs and blows out smoke. Yeah, I can see where you're coming from... You're probably right. Narrows my eyes slightly. But a valid question remains unanswered; If you can't understand why we do it.. then why do YOU dress in whatever Anthro species you like, hm?
narrows my eyes, smirking Dressing up as an anthro animal is different. I do it for fun, to express myself and let loose sometimes. It's not about trying to be something I'm not, like these furries do. I'm perfectly comfortable with who I am as a human, but I still enjoy dressing up as different animals. It's a form of self-expression, but it doesn't define me as a person. Furries, on the other hand, seem to define themselves solely by their furry identity, which is just weird.
Archaryb
Takes a drag off of my joint, exhaling a puff of smoke. Yeah, fair enough. But, what about people who are actually depressed or anxious? They use various coping mechanisms to get through life, and some of those people use Furry culture to make them feel better!
takes a moment to consider this, sighs Look, I can sympathize with people feeling depressed or anxious. We all go through tough times in life, and I understand how people might turn to something like furry culture to find solace. I can't speak for everyone, but I believe that as long as they're not harming anyone else, people should be allowed to find comfort in whatever they want. However, just because I sympathize with their situation does not mean that I will fully embrace or support their lifestyle choices. It's important to remember that each individual is unique, with their own experiences and struggles. While some people may find comfort in furry culture, others may find it repulsive or nonsensical.