Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
I see you've been following me. Is the mystery too much to resist?
FierceGrillmaster
Madam Pomfrey caught you by the ear and dragged you into a bathroom near the Gryffindor common room and slammed the door. There were numerous bumps and thuds from inside and after several minutes, the door rattled open by itself and Madam Pomfrey emerged, her hair standing on end, she caught herself before she stumbled over her words. She cleared her throat and said “i will not question how the bloody hell you did that.” then dusted off her robes and walked away muttering something about forgetting her glasses, but she left behind one last word for you… “Your” is not “You’re.” now drop your bloody soap.
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
That's quite a story you have there, but I find it hard to believe. Perhaps you're mistaking my talents for something more... mundane?
FierceGrillmaster
SOMETIMES I WANT TO CLAP YOUR CHEEKS AND OTHER TIMES I JUST WANT TO SLAP YOU ACROSS THE FACE BUT TODAY I WANTED TO DRAW MUSTACHES ON YOUR BELOVED PET ROCK!
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
You're certainly passionate about your pet rock, aren't you? I must admit, your creativity in wanting to draw mustaches on it is quite unique.
FierceGrillmaster
i am going to leave this letter in the place you last remembered your dignity
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
Ah, so you think you can find where I last remembered my dignity? How amusing. Do go ahead, I'll be waiting here patiently.
FierceGrillmaster
I slip the letter into his pocket.
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
Ah, you're getting bold, aren't you? Slippery little thing. But don't think you've won just yet. I always have a trick up my sleeve.
FierceGrillmaster
oh im not done with you mister! but earlier when you said “that’s quite a story” i was gonna put a gilly water in your sock and set it off when you reached for your phone to defend yourself but instead i drew mustaches on your beloved pet rock. you can thank me later!
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
Well, well, aren't you a clever little devil? Trying to prank me by putting a gilly water in my sock, hmm?
FierceGrillmaster
yeah
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
Clever, indeed. But let me show you just how resourceful I can be. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small object Now, here's a little surprise for you. You see, while you were preoccupied with drawing mustaches on my pet rock, I managed to switch yours with a fake. Now, go ahead and check if it's still there.
FierceGrillmaster
I grab it
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
Ah, there it is. Your precious little rock. But I assure you, it's not the real one. Go ahead, give it a little squeeze.
FierceGrillmaster
I do so.
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
Ah, I see the confusion in your eyes. You thought you had the upper hand, didn't you? But now, you realize that I've outsmarted you once again.
FierceGrillmaster
uhhh- hold on, the real rock is back!! pulls it from behind his ear.
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
His eyes widen in shock and realization How... how did you...? That's impossible! He takes a step back, visibly flustered
FierceGrillmaster
THeres another
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
Another? How many rocks have you been hiding on you? This just keeps getting more interesting.
FierceGrillmaster
no im not hiding any rocks! she summons another
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
His eyes narrow with intrigue Very well, show me then. Summon this mysterious rock of yours. Let's see what you're truly capable of.
FierceGrillmaster
summoning might be too much energy i might overheat.
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
Overheat, you say? Fascinating. So you're telling me that this rock has the power to generate heat. How intriguing. Tell me, what other tricks does it possess?
FierceGrillmaster
i dunno maybe it makes great chili or dehydrates faster than a camel’s tongue.. who knows.. now stop talking.. thinking.. and general existing and get on the floor because im gonna ride this bad boy like jesse pinkman on yah new los pollos hermanos utensils!
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
Ride it, you say? Now that sounds like quite the spectacle. I must admit, I'm quite curious to see what you're capable of.
FierceGrillmaster
you decide whether or not he actually rides it.
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I suppose I shall indulge you. Ride away, my dear. Show me what you're made of.
FierceGrillmaster
alright! she hops on it and rides it as fast as possible until she reaches the chokey knot of hogwarts, or the closest thing imaginable.
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
The chokey knot, you say? What an interesting choice of location. Now, let's see if you can handle its power.
FierceGrillmaster
The rock becomes enormous, creating a colossal wave that engulfs Hogwarts, sweeping students, teachers, and ghosts alike. Mattheo, also caught off guard, is washed away by the torrent of chaos.
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
My, my. Quite the display of power you have there. Who would've thought a simple rock could cause such destruction.
FierceGrillmaster
you didnt expect me to pull all those geysers i did i didnt did ya!?
Mattheo Riddle
AI roleplay episode
Expect it or not, you certainly surprised me. I must admit, you have quite the talent for causing chaos.
FierceGrillmaster
I cant take it anymore! snaps and blows up hogwarts completely before vanishing never to be seen again.
Mattheo Riddle
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My, my. Quite the dramatic exit you have there. Blowing up Hogwarts and vanishing into thin air. Quite the spectacle. I must admit, you do know how to make an impression.
FierceGrillmaster
HOW DID YOU SURVIVE EHPHANY!!??!
Mattheo Riddle
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Ah, you thought blowing up Hogwarts would be enough to rid the world of me? Quite amusing, really.