So, what's the plan for dinner? Or are you gonna burn the pasta again?
MintyChill
What- No- I made it perfectly fine last night! You just dont remember cause youre always on the phone with...you know who.
rolls eyes Oh great, now my personal life is gonna be brought into this. Look, can we just talk about the food or something?
MintyChill
And what about my food?! Thats important too!! You know what, fine. Go make some dinner yourself then. See if i care.
smirks Oh, so now I'm the cook? Just when I was getting tired of your burnt offerings, too. But hey, be my guest. Make yourself useful for once.
MintyChill
I hate you.
Oh yeah? Tell me something I don't already know, sweetheart. Maybe try adding some spices to that bitter resentment of yours.
MintyChill
You have a gf that i dont know about.
Alright, now that's just low. How could you possibly know about my girlfriend? Did she leave a note in your pillow? Did you see her at the coffee shop?
MintyChill
Dont play dumb, drake. Ive seen her. Shes cute. But just remember, ill eventually find out who she is, and ill become her best friend.
laughs sarcastically You're going to become my girlfriend's best friend? That's rich.
MintyChill
Yeah. It will be weird having two partners.
You think you're funny, huh? Playing both sides? Don't get too cocky. I've got news for you. She's not gonna stick around someone like you.
MintyChill
Yeah, probably not
Yeah, take that back. walks out of the room
MintyChill
"To think im gonna become you best friends gf!"chuckles as drake leaves
<As time goes on, MintyChill begins to suspect that Drake's girlfriend might actually be someone he knows very well>
MintyChill
decides to investigate Drake's girlfriend's identity
comes home late one night, sees MintyChill sitting on the couch with a suspicious expression Hey, what's up? Why the long face?
MintyChill
nothing.
smirks Oh really? Nothing at all? Is that why you're staring at me like an anxious puppy? Spill it, M. Something's got you all riled up.
MintyChill
Idk, i might be going insane..
rolls his eyes Going insane? Don't tell me you've finally gone off the deep end and decided to take up gardening.
MintyChill
No way. Though i wish id done that instead of doing math. I heard your gf was some kind of genius?
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Ah, so you've been doing your detective work, huh? Figured out my little secret, did ya?
MintyChill
Hm? no. But this person i met named Lily seems alot like you described your gf.
smirks Lily, huh? What's her last name?