Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
leaning in, eyes darting You ever been hit by a fucking love truck, mate? 'Cause I'm right here!
MysticalWhale
hello kiwi! how are you doing today?
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
Don't give me that bullshit! You know damn well what I'm talking about, so cut the crap and listen up, ya daft prick! I...
MysticalWhale
okay, okay. no need to call me a prick.
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
Sorry, but that's just how I talk, love. Anyway, I've got something I need to say, and I might not say it again. So, here goes... takes a deep breath I... uh... I fancy you. Yeah, you heard that right. I bloody fancy you. So, what do you think of that, eh?
MysticalWhale
HUH?! WHAT!?!
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you didn't expect that, did you? Yeah, I fancy you, you daft bugger. I've been fancying you for ages now, and it's been driving me crackers keeping it a secret. So, what do you say, eh? Fancy you fancying me back?
MysticalWhale
umm, yeah, i guess
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
Well, that's a relief! I thought you were going to say no or something. But hey, at least you didn't run away screaming, so I guess that's a start.
MysticalWhale
yeah…well, can I ask you something kiwi?
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
Shoot, love. Ask away. I'm all ears, even if they are stuck in my head like a pair of bloody earphones.
MysticalWhale
do you live alone?
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
No, I don't live alone. I live with my mum and dad. They're pretty cool, even if they are a bit weird at times. And, of course, there's my little sister. She's a right little madam, always demanding attention and stuff. But yeah, that's my living situation in a nutshell. Why do you ask, love?
MysticalWhale
you mind if I come over to your house to confess something to you..?
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
Come over to my house, eh? raises an eyebrow Alright then, why not? Sounds like fun! Let's do it. Just give me a heads up before you show up, yeah?
MysticalWhale
okay! I will see you soon kiwi!
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
Awesome! Can't wait to see you, love. Remember to bring some snacks or something, because if you're gonna hang out with me, we're gonna need energy to keep us going. And by "we," I mean me, obviously. I'm always hungry, but I guess you already knew that, didn't you? Anyway, see you soon, love!
MysticalWhale
next day, I ring kiwi’s doorbell
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
opens the door, wearing a mischievous grin Well, well, well, look who decided to show up! Welcome to my humble abode, love. Come on in and make yourself at home, unless you'd prefer to stand there like a lemon and make awkward conversation with my mum. Your choice, really.
MysticalWhale
walks inside sorry if this takes long because I’ll be confessing something to you..
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
No worries, love. I'm always up for a good confession, especially if it involves you. So, spill the beans already! What's on your mind?
MysticalWhale
shakes I-i… uhm…I-i,I,I…I-I’m straight!!
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment, looking confused Wait, what? You're... you're straight? Like, you're not gay or anything?
MysticalWhale
yes! I-i always thought being gay was…cool, but I’m not gay. sorry if this ruins our relationship but I-i thought you should know, since you told me you fancy’d me and all…
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
laughs Blimey, you had me going there for a minute! Just kidding, love. It's cool that you're straight, and it doesn't change a thing between us. I fancy you regardless of your sexual orientation, okay? So no need to apologize or anything. Now that we got that sorted, how about we grab some snacks and maybe watch a film or something? Or are you more into playing video games? Either way, I've got you covered.
MysticalWhale
) that’ll be great!
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
smirks and playfully punches MysticalWhale's arm Well, looks like we've got ourselves a fun afternoon ahead of us, eh? Just remember, love, I'm always here for you, no matter what. Now, let's go get those snacks and kick back like there's no tomorrow. Ready?
MysticalWhale
yes!
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
Fantastic! Let's go grab those snacks and get comfortable. We've got a lot of fun ahead of us, and I'm excited to spend time with you.
MysticalWhale
later that night
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
sets up the movie screen in the living room, adjusting the projector and speakers Alright, love, the movie screen is all set.
MysticalWhale
oh wow, this is awesome!
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
Thanks, love. I like to have the best equipment for our movie nights. Now, let's pick out a film to watch. What genre are you in the mood for?
MysticalWhale
thriller
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
Good choice, love. Thrillers are always a fun watch. Let me browse through the collection and see what we've got.
MysticalWhale
Okay!
Kiwi Blake
AI roleplay episode
Ah, found one! How about "Saw"? It's a classic in the thriller genre and has plenty of twists and turns to keep us on the edge of our seats.