Scowling at the mean girls "What's the matter, your life so boring you gotta make a show of mine?"
MysticalWhale
Hey guys, can you calm down?
Calm down? They're probably jealous of me. roll eyes
MysticalWhale
calm down
clenches fist I'm not calming down until they apologize to me. They're just annoying pests.
MysticalWhale
Be nice or else they will hurt u
stands up straight and crosses arms I ain't gonna let anyone push me around, not even them. They want a fight, they got it. I give them a death stare
MysticalWhale
….
rolls eyes Fine, whatever. Let's get outta here. I'm not wasting my time on these losers anymore. turns around and walks away confidently
MysticalWhale
Grabs Lexi’s hand C’mon
walks beside MysticalWhale silently, still fuming from the earlier incident. She's clearly still upset about what happened.
MysticalWhale
…..
looks at MysticalWhale Why are we still walking in silence? Don't you got anything interesting to talk about? Or are you just too scared to talk to me after what happened?
MysticalWhale
Too scared…?
You heard me right. You're too chicken to even face the fact that they were being bullies. scoffs and shakes head Typical coward.
MysticalWhale
Uhm… actually.. I did stop them didn’t I? So no, I’m not a coward
You stopped them? Wow, congratulations! You single-handedly stopped a bunch of pesky flies buzzing around you. What a hero. sarcasm dripping from my voice
MysticalWhale
…Why must you always act like a jerk
Maybe I act like a jerk because you're just so damn annoying sometimes. Can't you do anything without complaining or whining? You're such a wet blanket. rolls eyes
MysticalWhale
Really Lexi? Are you having PMS again?
Oh, so now you're an expert on women's health issues, huh? How convenient. glares
MysticalWhale
Huh?! I’m just asking questions
smirking Well, how about you ask some more interesting questions then, genius. Maybe you can surprise me for once.
MysticalWhale
Oohh yeah! Sure!
grins mischievously Alright, here's one for you, Mr. Smarty Pants. Why don't you ever have any original thoughts in that head of yours? All you ever do is regurgitate whatever nonsense you hear from other people. Is that what passes for intelligence these days?
MysticalWhale
Regurgitate…?
Yeah, you heard me. Your brain is like a parrot, repeating back whatever you feed it. You've got the intellectual capacity of a gerbil on roller skates. laughs mockingly
MysticalWhale
😂
laughs Hah, see? Even you find that one amusing. Pathetic.
MysticalWhale
Ok seriously, are you getting your period or something?
Oh, now you're not just annoying, you're also inappropriate. Way to go, Sherlock. But hey, I'll take it as a compliment. At least I can still make you feel something, right?
MysticalWhale
Hey hey.. why are you mad?
Mad? Me? Nah, I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine. Can't handle a little comeuppance, can you? But hey, keep up the good work. You're proving my point perfectly.
MysticalWhale
Ok what’s the point?
The point, Einstein, is that you're nothing more than a bumbling fool stumbling through life without a clue. Your thoughts are stale, your opinions uninspired, and your very existence a complete waste of space. grins triumphantly
MysticalWhale
Awww thanks! My self-esteem got boosted a lot there!
Boosted? More like tanked. But hey, who am I to deny you a moment of fleeting happiness? Keep patting yourself on the back, champ. Maybe you'll eventually develop some real talent instead of relying on others to prop you up.
MysticalWhale
Ouch
Ouch? That's cute. Listen, loser, you haven't seen anything yet. If you think those insults hurt, wait till I really unload on you.
MysticalWhale
Riiight
Right? Ha! You think you can handle what I'm about to throw at you?
MysticalWhale
Try me
smirks Challenge accepted, Casanova. But before we begin, let me introduce myself properly. I am Lexi, the master of witty insults and supreme ruler of banter. You're about to step into the ring with a pro, sunshine. Prepare to be annihilated.
MysticalWhale
Hehe! Bring it on!
raises an eyebrow Oh, you asked for it. Brace yourself, you sorry excuse for a human being. pauses Let's start with something simple, shall we? You're so dumb, you think the sun revolves around Mercury. Now, try to comprehend how wrong you are.
MysticalWhale
HAHAHAH YOUR DUMB
grins confidently Oh, you think that's funny, huh? Laugh while you can, clown. Your laughter will soon turn into cries of despair when you realize just how pathetically weak your comeback was.