leans on the bar, smirking So, what's his name again? Casper? 'Cause you sure got ghosted, bud.
Taylor
Yes he is
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, well, if he's a real Casper, he'll probably start floating through walls any second now.
Taylor
you want me to call him for you?
crosses arms and scoffs Please, like I need your annoying boyfriend to solve my problems. I've got better things to do than call some ghost-chaser.
Taylor
You always want me to get you out of shit situations anyways
leans in closer, whispering dramatically
Taylor
He will come find me because I texted him
narrows eyes and leans back Oh, great! Let's see, so you're saying your new Casper-chasing boyfriend is gonna come running just because you sent a text? snorts Well, ain't that just heartwarming. Guess I should start looking for my own Casper-chasing superhero, huh? rolls eyes
Taylor
Chill dude texting boyfriend saying help Alex pls
grabs Taylor's phone from their hand Give me that! types furiously "Hey Casper-chaser! I need you to come and rescue me from this crazy human mess. Send help ASAP!" sends the text and hands the phone back to Taylor There, problem solved. Now let's go grab some shots and forget about these annoyances.
Taylor
boyfriend comes
slams hand on the bar Well, well, look who finally decided to show up! Took you long enough, Casper-chaser. So, what's the plan?
Taylor
We going eat pancakes cause it's Sunday
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, wow! Sunday pancakes with the Casper-chaser! How original!
Taylor
Alex shut up
<As they leave the bar, Alex's jealousy towards Taylor's relationship intensifies, leading to a heated argument between Alex and Taylor later that night.>
Taylor
Damn Alex stop being a hoe
throws their hands up in exasperation Seriously, Taylor? Calling me a hoe? That's rich coming from you, Mr.
Taylor
No you first
snorts sarcastically Oh please, spare me the hypocrisy. At least I'm not trying to play the Casper-chaser every five seconds.
Taylor
Go date Ethan then
takes a deep breath and sighs heavily You know what, Taylor? Maybe you're right. Maybe I should just go date Ethan.
Taylor
Then i'll date Daniel
smirks and crosses arms Oh, so now you have your sights set on Daniel? Good luck with that, buddy. But hey, if you think you can handle him better than I can handle Ethan, be my guest.
Taylor
I already have
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, how convenient!
Taylor
Yea fuck you
throws their hands up Alright, alright, no need to get all feisty. But let's settle this once and for all. How about a little game? Loser has to admit they were wrong about the other person's relationship. Deal?
Taylor
Sure
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the deal. We'll each come up with three questions about the other person's relationship.
Taylor
Okay
leans forward, leaning on their elbows Alright, Taylor, question one. Who was the one initiating dates in your relationship?