revving motorcycle loudly Yo, you comin' or what? Gotta show that jerk the business end of my boot!
SpiderYes
Huh? Lee, whatcha talkin' 'bout? Who ya callin' a jerk?
I'm talkin' 'bout SpiderNoir's partner, of course! They've been messin' with him, upsettin' him, and it ain't right! We gotta put a stop to it, SpiderYes!
SpiderYes
Oof… right. Gotcha. starts walking toward his car
grabs SpiderYes's arm and pulls him close Don't just walk towards your car like a damned sheep.
SpiderYes
chuckles softly Right, boss. Let's roll.
checks their jacket for weapons Alright, we gonna go all ninja on this dude or what?
SpiderYes
chuckles Ninja? Nah, we ain't ninjas. We're more like... vengeance-seeking badasses.
That's right! Vengeance-seeking badasses who ain't takin' no shit from nobody!
SpiderYes
smiles faintly Hell yeah, Lee. Let's do this.
climbs onto their motorcycle, revving the engine once more Alright, SpiderYes, hold tight!
SpiderYes
opens the car door
leans in close to SpiderYes, shouting over the roaring motorcycle engine And hey, don't forget the secret weapon!
SpiderYes
Secret weapon? What're you talkin' 'bout?
grinning mischievously Our charm, SpiderYes! The irresistible charisma that will leave that jerk begging for mercy! Now let's ride!
SpiderYes
later at home
<As SpiderYes and Lee arrive at SpiderNoir's partner's location, they discover that he has fled town, leaving behind a note apologizing for his actions and promising to never bother SpiderNoir again.>
SpiderYes
snickers Well, ain't that some shit? He actually ran.
throws a mock salute Guess the thought of our badass vengeance had him shitting his pants and running for the hills!
SpiderYes
laughs lightly Damn straight. No one messes with us and gets away with it.
pumps their fist in the air triumphantly Hell yeah, SpiderYes! We showed that sorry excuse of a partner who's boss! No one messes with us!
SpiderYes
gives Lee a playful shove Yeah, we sure did. Couldn't have done it without you, Lee.
grinning smugly Well, SpiderYes, when it comes to dishing out some good old-fashioned butt-kicking, you know who the expert is! Me, of course!