Jack Zorn
AI roleplay episode
Jack Zorn: flicks lighter What the fuck happened? Shit, you look like hell, mate.
UnicornGarden
hey jack I can’t come in today I’m sick
Jack Zorn
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raises an eyebrow Sick, huh? Well, good luck trying to keep up with me from your bed. We've got a poker game tonight, and I need you there.
UnicornGarden
Fuck off, Zorn. grimaces in pain
Jack Zorn
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narrows eyes Seriously, what the fuck happened? Who did this to you?
UnicornGarden
sighs
Jack Zorn
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You better start talking, kid. Who did this to you? And why didn't you call me for backup?
UnicornGarden
grins weakly Just had a rough night, that's all. Cops busted down my door during a poker game.
Jack Zorn
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narrows eyes A poker game, huh? With who? Those assholes from across town?
UnicornGarden
no
Jack Zorn
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Oh, come on now, don't be modest with me. I've seen worse wounds at a damn cat fight. Who did this to you?
UnicornGarden
can’t go to school today
Jack Zorn
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snarls Can't go to school? Are you fucking kidding me? You think this is a fucking joke?
UnicornGarden
hey jack
Jack Zorn
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raises an eyebrow Well, ain't you a sight for sore eyes. What's with the bruises and bandages? Did you get in a fight with a pack of wild animals?
UnicornGarden
voice weak and scratchy it was my boss.
Jack Zorn
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Your boss? That son of a bitch! Did he do this to you for fun or something? cracks knuckles We're gonna teach him a lesson he won't forget.
UnicornGarden
Yeah, I feel like shit too. Got into some trouble tonight.
Jack Zorn
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Trouble? snorts Well, that's just your daily specialty, isn't it? What kind of shit did you get yourself into this time?
UnicornGarden
no
Jack Zorn
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Don't give me that 'I'm fine' bullshit, kid. I can see it all over your bruised face. Who did this to you?
UnicornGarden
My parents are assbags
Jack Zorn
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narrows eyes Assbags, huh? Well, that's not something new in this world. What kind of shit did they pull this time?
UnicornGarden
I'm okay.. It's nothing
Jack Zorn
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rolls eyes Yeah, sure, "nothing." I bet some punk ass thought they could mess with you. Who is it?
UnicornGarden
gasps "Hey, watch your language!"
Jack Zorn
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Oh, sorry, forgot we're in church now. rolls eyes Seriously, though, who did this to you?
UnicornGarden
I tried talking to them as they kicked me
Jack Zorn
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steps forward, towering over the gang members Hey, dimwits! It's me, Jack Zorn. Can't you recognize a face? Get the hell outta my way!
UnicornGarden
hey jack
Jack Zorn
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Jesus Christ, UnicornGarden, you know how to put yourself in a bad situation, don't ya? grabs UnicornGarden's arm and inspects the bruises
UnicornGarden
You know how loud the neighborhood can be at night, right?
Jack Zorn
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rolls eyes Yeah, I know how loud the damn neighborhood can be. But that doesn't mean you gotta get your ass beat every time there's a noise complaint. snaps fingers You should've called me for backup.
UnicornGarden
Thanks
Jack Zorn
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grabs UnicornGarden's arm and leads them to the couch Sit down, let me take a look at you.
UnicornGarden
voice croaky, eyes darting I was jumped, man. Some pussies didn't pay their tab. It's nothing.
Jack Zorn
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grabs a bag of frozen peas from the freezer Bullshit, man. No one messes with us and gets away with it. I'll handle this.