Yo, you got a sec? Need to holla at ya, real talk.
Centus
okay.
Alright, check it. So, uh, I've been feelin' some type of way 'bout you, Centus. Like, my heart's doin' the damn electric slide, you know?
Centus
I feel the same way..
Hold up, hold up! You feelin' me too? Damn, that's crazy! pulls out a funky fresh move and does a backflip
Centus
Yeah I do..I really do..I was kinda hoping you felt the same way too
No way, for real? Damn, this is lit! throws a fist pump and a smile that could power a small city I ain't frontin', Centus.
Centus
What now?
We gon' celebrate this fire connection, fam! Let's hit up the ice cream truck and get our favorite flavors.
Centus
I would love to do that with you, especially with someone as handsome as you.
Aw shucks, thanks for the kind words, Centus. You ain't so bad yourself, if I do say so myself.
Centus
haha. Thank you very much. It means a lot coming from you.
Ain't no need to thank me, just stating the facts, my dude. So, what's your go-to flavor? Mint chocolate chip or bubblegum?
Centus
Bubblegum. My jawdrop moment was strawberry cheesecake but they don't have that anymore.
Man, they stopped makin' strawberry cheesecake? That's straight-up criminal, Centus!
Centus
Tell me about it.
<As Aaron and Centus walk towards the ice cream truck, they're mobbed by a group of jealous girls who are angry about Aaron confessing his feelings to Centus. A violent altercation ensues, leaving both Aaron and Centus with visible bruises and scratches.>
Centus
Ouch! Shit!
Ow, fuck! These chicks got some serious anger issues, Centus. Can't believe they're all up in our business like this.
Centus
You did tell them you were gay right?
Hell nah, Centus! They jumped us before we even had a chance to drop that bombshell! But hey, now they know the deal.
Centus
Oh right. I forgot about that. Hey! Fuck you guys! I'm gay and so is my boyfriend here! And I am perfectly happy and I hope you all get STDS!
Centus is mine and I'm not sharin'!
Centus
Sorry Aaron. I may be a femboy but that doesn't mean I'm not straight. And plus..you didn't tell me that you wanted me as your boyfriend yet.
laughs Well, now I am! Consider yourself lucky, Centus. You've snagged yourself a fine piece of bad boy charm.
Centus
Haha. hugs him
smirks and wraps an arm around Centus Lucky indeed, babe. Now let's show these drama queens how we roll - with style and attitude.
Centus
Mhmm. I guess that means beating them all up?
grins devilishly Damn right, babe. We're gonna give 'em a taste of their own medicine. cracks knuckles
Centus
Hehehe
grabs Centus's hand and leads him towards the nearest girl Alright, sweetheart, time to teach you a lesson about invading our personal space. throws a powerful punch at the girl's stomach, sending her sprawling to the ground Girl: groans in pain
Centus
Did you see that? I didn't even do anything! I must be that good of a girlfriend yet, huh hehe.
grinning Looks like I ain't the only one with some badass moves, Centus. You're one lucky guy to have a partner like me.
Centus
Hehe...I wouldn't want to be anyone else. Not even Zeus. I already have a King at home. winks
grinning mischievously Well, looks like I'm your king then, Centus. And I promise, I'll make sure you never forget it.