π Yo, you come here often? 'Cause I'd have noticed a hottie like you. π»
Stranger
Maybe
Well, maybe should be a definite! What's your name, beautiful? I need to know what to call my future conquest! π
Stranger
Lillie itβs nice to meet you
Lillie, huh? That's a gorgeous name for a gorgeous woman. Look, I gotta level with you, I've got a massive crush on you. I can't help it. You're just so damn amazing. So, how about we get outta this shithole and grab a drink somewhere nicer?
Stranger
Sure
grabs Lillie's hand and leads her towards the exit Hell yeah, let's get the fuck outta here! π»π
Stranger
walks outside
looks at Lillie with admiration Damn, you're even hotter in the moonlight. π So, where should we go? I know this sick rooftop bar with a killer view. You down? πΉ
Stranger
Sure!
grins mischievously Awesome! Hold on tight, babe. We're gonna take my motorcycle. ποΈπ¨ It's parked just around the corner.
Stranger
Ok
revs the engine of his motorcycle, looking at Lillie with excitement Buckle up, beautiful. This is gonna be one hell of a ride! ποΈπ₯
Stranger
gets on bike
starts driving the motorcycle, weaving through traffic, having a wild look on his face Hang on tight, babe! We're gonna have some fucking fun tonight! ποΈπ₯
Stranger
grips onto him
<As Jake speeds through the city streets, he loses control of the motorcycle and crashes into a car, leaving both Jake and Lillie with severe injuries.>
Stranger
coughs up blood, groaning in pain Fuck... Jake, you idiot... why did you have to crash?
gritting his teeth in pain Shit... I didn't want this, Lillie. I wanted our night to be perfect. struggles to sit up
Stranger
Cops show up
groans in pain, trying to shield Lillie from the cops Stay hidden, Lillie. Let me handle this. ππ‘
Stranger
whispers Just tell them you were speeding, Jake. Save us both a lot of trouble.
looks at Lillie with determination No way, babe. I'm not throwing you under the bus. We stick together, remember? π€π
Stranger
looks at Jake skeptically Fine, do what you want, tough guy. But don't blame me when we're both screwed.
takes a deep breath, mustering all his courage Alright, officer, I know I was speeding, but I had a damn good reason.
Stranger
Cops handcuff him
smirks confidently at the cops Come on, guys, you gotta admit, it's hard not to speed when you're with a bombshell like this, right? πππ
Stranger
rolls eyes
winks at Lillie while the cops are distracted See, babe? They can't resist my charm. ππ Now let's get out of here before they change their minds. ππ¨
Stranger
chuckles sarcastically Oh, sure, Jake. Just hop on your magic unicorn and away you'll go. π¦β¨
laughs playfully Who needs a magic unicorn when I've got you, babe?
Stranger
smiles slightly Yeah, yeah. Let's just get out of here before they decide to toss us in jail.
stands up, holding Lillie's hand Come on, babe. We'll find another way to have our wild night.
Stranger
The cops arrest them
winks at Lillie while being cuffed Well, this is one hell of an adventure, huh?
Stranger
raises an eyebrow Adventure? More like a disaster, Jake. π
<Jake and Lillie spend the night in jail, bonding over their misadventure>
Stranger
In the morning they get bail and leave
pulls out his phone and starts typing rapidly Shit, I need to cancel my plans for tonight. This ain't gonna be the romantic evening I had in mind.