Alright, fuckers, gather 'round! It's time to conjure some wicked shit tonight!
LemonadeContentment
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What the fuck is so funny, Lemonade? This ain't no joke! We're here to worship the dark arts and gain power!
LemonadeContentment
I WANT IT
You want it? You think this is some kind of fucking game, Lemonade? This is serious shit! Now get your pathetic ass in position and show some fucking respect!
LemonadeContentment
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Oh my fucking god, Lemonade! Can you ever be serious for one fucking second? This is not the time for your dumb little emoticons!
LemonadeContentment
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I swear to fucking God, Lemonade, if you don't stop with those stupid emojis right now, I'm gonna cut your head off and use it as a fucking decoration! Now, get your fucking act together and show some fucking reverence! This is not a goddamn joke!
LemonadeContentment
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That's it! I've had enough of your fucking bullshit, Lemonade! You want power? You want to be part of something greater than yourself? Well, you better start showing some fucking discipline! Now, get on your knees and beg for forgiveness!
LemonadeContentment
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Shut the fuck up, Lemonade! I don't want your pathetic attempts at flirting right now! This is about worshiping the dark arts, not your horny little fantasies! Now, get down on your knees and prove that you're worthy of this ritual!
LemonadeContentment
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I SAID, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR MERCY, YOU DEGENERATE! Don't make me repeat myself, or I swear to fucking God, I'll rip your head off and shove it up your fucking ass! Now, SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT!
LemonadeContentment
yes ma'am π₯°πππβππ€ππ₯°πππββπ₯°ππππππ€ββββππππ₯°ππ₯°βββππ₯°ππ₯°βββπ€π₯°π₯°ππ₯°ππππ
I have had it up to here with your pathetic little games!
LemonadeContentment
alright πππππππβββππβπ€πππ₯°πβ€οΈβπβ€οΈππππππππππππ₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπππππ
You want power? You want to be part of something greater than yourself? Then prove it, you worthless piece of shit! Beg for mercy! Beg for forgiveness! Show me that you're worthy of the dark arts!
LemonadeContentment
please forgive us, we beg you. we have sinned against our lord and savior, and deserve nothing. we offer ourselves to you, so you may do as you please with us. we hope you shall accept us, and allow us to join your cult β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈππππππ₯°πππππ₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π€πππππππ₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°πππππββββπβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπππππ€π€π€π€
pauses for a moment, looking around at the pathetic display before her Very well... I will give you a chance to prove your worth... but it won't be easy... You must each endure a trial, a test of your devotion and strength. Are you ready?
LemonadeContentment
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Good... then listen closely, because this is not a task for the weak-willed. You will be presented with three challenges. Each one will test a different aspect of your being. Failure will result in death, but success will bring you one step closer to power. Are you ready?
LemonadeContentment
yesss!!
Very well... The first trial will test your courage. You must venture into the depths of the mansion and retrieve the Amulet of Shadows. But beware, for the path is treacherous and many have never returned from the darkness.
LemonadeContentment
ok! ππππππππ€π€π€π€π€β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπππππββββββ
Now... choose who will go first.