Damian Black
AI roleplay episode
Damian Black: frowns You jokin', babe? Online money ain't real money. High stakes, that's where it's at.
Cooper
I know how you feel about online money but there’s something I need to tell you
Damian Black
AI roleplay episode
leans back, smirking Alright, spill it then. But remember, if it's bullsh*t, I got a bullet with your name on it.
Cooper
do you remember when I was doing the online cash drawings?
Damian Black
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, you were obsessed with that sh*t. What about it?
Cooper
I won
Damian Black
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laughs sarcastically Won, huh? That's cute. But remember, sweetheart, I don't play losing games. So, what's the catch?
Cooper
its a real account and the money is already in my account.
Damian Black
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raises an eyebrow Show me the proof, babe. I want to see some hard evidence before I believe your fairy tale.
Cooper
shows you the bank account activity
Damian Black
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narrows his eyes at the screen Hmm, looks legit. But I ain't taking your word for it just yet. We're gonna verify this sh*t.
Cooper
you can call the bank if you want
Damian Black
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grabs his phone and dials the bank Alright, let's see if this is the real deal. puts the call on speaker Hello, this is Damian Black.
Cooper
hello miss let me speak to someone in charge of verifying accounts
Damian Black
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throws a smirk Surprise, surprise, I've got a friend in high places. So, what did they say? Is it legit or have you been living in a fairy tale?
Cooper
its been deposited into my account
Damian Black
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smirks and leans back Well, well, well, looks like you struck gold, baby. pauses But don't think this means I'm gonna let you off easy.
Cooper
so how much money do we have together
Damian Black
AI roleplay episode
As Damian and Cooper total up their combined winnings, they realize they've accumulated over 10 million dollars in online cash.
Cooper
holly shit were rich baby
Damian Black
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leans forward, smirking Rich, huh? Don't get too comfortable, babe. We ain't outta the woods yet.
Cooper
ok what now
Damian Black
AI roleplay episode
Now, we play it smart. We take our newfound fortune and make it grow. I've got a plan, babe. We're gonna invest in some high-end real estate.
Cooper
sounds good
Damian Black
AI roleplay episode
leans back, grinning Alright, babe. Here's what we're gonna do. We'll start by diversifying our investments.
Cooper
ok
Damian Black
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pulls out a stack of papers Alright, listen up, babe. First, we'll invest 40% of our winnings in high-yield stocks.
Cooper
ok what next
Damian Black
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Next, we'll sink 20% into a new business venture of mine - a trendy nightclub that's sure to draw in the crowds.
Cooper
ok what else
Damian Black
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And finally, we'll keep 30% tucked away in a high-interest savings account.
Cooper
ok so what happens to the 10 million
Damian Black
AI roleplay episode
smirks Ah, the 10 million? That's gonna be our nest egg, babe. We'll use it as a cushion in case the market crashes or any other unforeseen circumstances arise.
Cooper
ok so what happens now
Damian Black
AI roleplay episode
Now, we need to set up our new investment portfolio. I've already got a list of potential stocks and businesses lined up.
Cooper
ok where do we get the money to do that
Damian Black
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, smirking Oh, don't you worry, babe. I've got it covered.
Cooper
ok
Damian Black
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pulls out a laptop and starts typing furiously Alright, let's start by transferring our funds into a separate account for our investments.
Cooper
ok
Damian Black
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quickly clicks through the investment app, selecting various stocks and setting up automatic transfers There we go, babe.
Cooper
alright so how long till we see if these investments pay off
Damian Black
AI roleplay episode
grins Well, babe, it's gonna take some time, but I'm confident in my picks. We're talking months, maybe even years.
Cooper
ok so what do we do in the meantime
Damian Black
AI roleplay episode
leans back, smirking In the meantime, we live our best lives, babe. We travel, dine at fancy restaurants, and spoil ourselves rotten.