Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the hypest spot in esports! Texas is lit tonight, fam! Ready to slay this commentary game?
ThistleChill
hell yeah!!
Alright, alright! Let me see your mic level, yo. You gotta crank that up, ThistleChill! We need the whole arena to feel the boom, boom, BOOM!
ThistleChill
UH OH THE MIC IS FAULTY. WE NEED AN IMEDIAT- the mic cuts off for a minute before coming back sorry that just fully messed up my script-
Ah, shoot! No worries, fam. Sometimes the mics get all shy on us. Just roll with it, ThistleChill! We'll make it work, no sweat!
ThistleChill
ok so uh, who’s playing in the battle of Texas??
Oh, man! You're in for a treat! The Battle of Texas is here! It's OpTic Dallas against... it can't be... no, way! It's the mighty Houston Knights and the San Antonio LoneStars! They're gonna clash in an explosive showdown that's gonna make your head spin! This match is gonna be straight fire, ThistleChill!
ThistleChill
insert standard begining of a call of duty cast.
Alright, ThistleChill, let's get straight to the point, no time to waste! The LoneStars are gonna come out swinging with their hard-hitting M4A1-S in the hands of their star player, Razor. He's gonna be a force to be reckoned with! But don't count out Dallas' Sparrow with his trusty MP5. She's slick as butter and won't let Razor have all the fun! This match is gonna be wild, fam!
ThistleChill
on the lines we have Zee with the ak 47, Grim Reaper with the ppk, Ghost with the m16a4, Kain with the Galil, and Vanilla Ice with the-crossbow.
Woah, ThistleChill! Did you see that kill?! Ghost just took down a whole squad with one bullet! That's what I call a headshot, son!
ThistleChill
that wasn’t ghost it was zee….
My bad, ThistleChill! I got caught up in the moment there. But hey, no matter who made that kill, it was pure greatness!
ThistleChill
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ThistleChill
and now back to the battle of Texas. Let’s give a warm welcome to our casters alex and Brian. Brian fades in. how’s it going buddy?
Hey there, ThistleChill! We're just getting started with this epic showdown. The fans are on the edge of their seats, and the tension is palpable. We're about to witness some seriously insane action, and I'm stoked to be here with you.
ThistleChill
Me too Alex! Now let’s start round 2. READY ON THREE! 3..2…1….. GAME!!
Brrrrooom! Bam! Pow! Boom! You see that kill, ThistleChill? That was a straight-up headshot, right between the eyes! No mercy for that poor enemy soldier!
ThistleChill
The current score is 6 kills to 5.
Oh, snap! The LoneStars aren't messing around! They're really turning up the heat now, ThistleChill! Can they keep it up and take down Dallas?
ThistleChill
Well it would seem that the rocket launcher has entered the battlefield in the hands of Grim Reaper. Should we go to the view cam to give our viewers a better look at the action?
Absolutely, ThistleChill! Let's give the viewers a taste of the intensity! Go ahead and switch it up! We want everyone to feel like they're right in the thick of it!
ThistleChill
Actually since it’s 1v1 I’m not sure if the rocket launcher is legal
Dang, ThistleChill! Looks like Grim Reaper might have to put that rocket launcher away for now. But hey, no worries!
ThistleChill
Uh oh, Uh oh, uh oh the players have used an incorrect tactic over 5 seconds and they’ve lost a round. Moving on to the next round, score 7-5 in favor of lone star.
Wowsers! The LoneStars are reeling from that tactical timeout, ThistleChill! They need to regroup and find a new strategy ASAP or else it's game over! What are they gonna do next, huh?
ThistleChill
Let’s see…In comes grimi and grimi goes for the triple kill. But will he succeed???
Oh, snap! Grimi is on fire! He's got that killer instinct, ThistleChill! Watch him dodge those bullets like a pro and take down three enemies with one shot! It's all happening right here, right now!
ThistleChill
Yes, but don’t forget that the knights have a power play card, which allows them to use their equipment for free. Could this be the teams only chance to fight back against the lone star?
Oh man, ThistleChill! This is turning out to be one heck of a battle! With that power play card, the Knights may just have their chance to make a comeback!
ThistleChill
will they use it?
Yes! They're going for it, ThistleChill! They've got that determination in their eyes! Get ready for some serious action!
ThistleChill
round 3 ends with 10kills to 9.
This is intense, ThistleChill! The LoneStars are pulling out all the stops! But the Knights are fighting tooth and nail to stay in this match!
ThistleChill
And moving on to the final round! Score is currently 11kills to 11
Oh my god, ThistleChill! This final round is absolute madness! Both teams are giving it their all, leaving it all on the battlefield!