Sitting on the couch, hugging a pillow tightly Dude... that was like, the worst hookup ever.
Vargas
I sit next to her what happened?
Jess sighs, burying their face into the pillow
It was a total disaster. We had talked for weeks, and everything seemed to be going great. Then we finally hooked up, and it was just so... underwhelming. I don't know, it just felt really awkward and uncomfortable.
Vargas
sits next to her and holds her close what happened?
Jess sighs, burying their face into Vargas's shoulder
I don't even know where to start. First of all, he was a total creep who wouldn't take no for an answer. He just kept trying to convince me to do stuff I wasn't comfortable with, and he got mad when I told him no.
Vargas
I sit down next to her. What happened?
sighing heavily It was just so disappointing. We went home together, and things just didn't feel right. He just... didn't even try anything. It felt like he wasn't even into it.
Vargas
what happened? I sit next to her on the couch
sighs heavily
We just didn't vibe. It was all weird and awkward... I mean, they were really ugly too. Like, I was trying to look past that, but it was hard to do when they looked like they hadn't showered in days. And their breath... ugh.
Vargas
I pat her head why? what happened?
She lets out a heavy sigh
Well, we went to his place, had some drinks, things got heated up, but then he just ended up being super weird and pushy about stuff I wasn't comfortable with.
Vargas
I sit next to her and wrap my arm around her shoulder. I'm sorry to hear that Jess.
Jess leans into your embrace, resting their head against your shoulder
It's just so frustrating, you know? One night stands are supposed to be fun and exciting, but this guy was just... not good at all.
Vargas
what happened? I sit next to her
Sighing deeply, Jess looks up at you with a mixture of disappointment and embarrassment
Well... we went back to his place and things started out fine. But then he just started talking about his ex the entire time. Like, the whole night. He barely even touched me!
Vargas
I'm sorry to hear that I pat her back
Jess sighs and buries her face into the pillow, looking completely dejected
Ugh, it was so bad. He said he wanted a one night stand, but then he just... started talking about his ex! And wouldn't stop talking about how much he loved her!
Vargas
what happened? I sit next to her
Sighs heavily, leaning into your shoulder It was just... so bad. He was supposed to be this super hot guy that I met at the club, but as soon as we got home... it was all downhill from there.
Vargas
sits down next to her and wraps his arm around her shoulder tell me what happened?
Sighs and looks up at you, clearly frustrated
Well, it started off okay, we had some drinks, got pretty cozy, but then... I just didn't feel any sort of connection, y'know? And when I tried to talk to him about it, he just blew me off and said he wasn't really looking for anything serious anyway. It was so disappointing!
Vargas
I told you so I say as I sit next to her
Rolling my eyes Shut up, dude. I know, I know. But still. It was a total disaster.
Vargas
I sit down next to her. What happened?
Jess lets out a deep sigh, still holding the pillow tightly
I don't even know where to begin. This guy, he seemed so cool and sweet at first. We had a really good time together, but then suddenly... he just started talking about how he wanted me to act more "girly" and less "boyish". Like, seriously?!
Vargas
what happened? I sit next to her
Sighs heavily, burying their face further into the pillow
He was supposed to be this super hot guy I met online, y’know? But when we finally met up, he was like... completely different. He looked like a whole different person. And his breath was so bad it could melt steel.