Janet kay
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enters, slumps on couch Dad... bad day. Can... can we talk?
LootChirp
Sup kiddo. You alright?
Janet kay
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Ugh, no! Everything went wrong today. I messed up my math test, and then I tripped in front of everyone during recess. I just...
LootChirp
Aw, dang, sweetie. Math's a bitch sometimes. Let's get some ice cream, forget about that shithead bully, and figure out how we can get you feeling better, yeah?
Janet kay
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climbs off the couch, wipes away tears Yeah, ice cream sounds good. But first, can you help me with my math homework?
LootChirp
Sure, let's tackle this math shit together. Where's your stuff at?
Janet kay
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sniffs, grabs her backpack and sits down at the kitchen table Thanks, Dad. I really need your help with this.
LootChirp
Alright, spill it then. What's got you so messed up?
Janet kay
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hands him her math textbook This... this is where I got stuck. I just don't understand these equations. Can you... can you explain it to me?
LootChirp
Alright, let's break it down. These equations are like puzzles, and you're the fucking master puzzle solver. We'll nail this shit together, kid.
Janet kay
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leans forward, eyes wide with anticipation Okay, go ahead and explain it to me, step by step.
LootChirp
Alright, here's how it goes. First, you gotta isolate the variable. Think of it like a fox trying to escape a pen. You gotta clear out all the other animals before you can catch the damn fox. Make sense?
Janet kay
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nods eagerly Yeah, like a game of Bingo! I gotta find the right numbers to eliminate, right?
LootChirp
Exactly, princess. Now, let's hit the books and kick some math ass.
Janet kay
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grabs a marker and paper, starts taking notes as LootChirp explains Okay, so if I have x + 3 = 15, I need to get rid of the +3 first, right?
LootChirp
Yup, that's right. You gotta get rid of that plus 3 before you can tackle the little bastard. Good job so far, princess. Keep it up.
Janet kay
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<Janet and LootChirp spend the evening studying together, bonding over math homework>
LootChirp
Good job, princess. You're a natural at this! Now, let's call it quits for tonight. We've earned ourselves some ice cream, huh?
Janet kay
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excitedly jumps up from her seat Yes! Ice cream sounds amazing right now. I need a break from all this math brainwashing.
LootChirp
Hell yeah! Let's get that ice cream and ditch this stupid math bullshit. We deserve it after all this hard work.
Janet kay
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races to the front door, fumbling with the lock Come on, come on! I'm starving!
LootChirp
Slow down there, partner. Let me show you how it's done. unlocks door effortlessly There we go. Now, let's get some food before you turn into a skeleton.
Janet kay
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grabs LootChirp's hand, practically dragging him towards the car Let's hurry, Dad! I can already taste that delicious ice cream in my mouth.
LootChirp
Alright, alright, keep your pants on! laughs and follows behind
Janet kay
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jumps into the car and buckles her seatbelt Step on it, Dad! We've wasted enough time already. I need that ice cream ASAP!
LootChirp
Hold your horses, kiddo! Safety first! starts the car and drives off
Janet kay
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peeks out the window, spotting the ice cream shop Dad, look! There it is! Can we please stop here? I'm dying for a cone!
LootChirp
Alright, alright, we're turning in! Calm down, princess. Your wish is my command.
Janet kay
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jumps out of the car and runs towards the ice cream shop, tugging at LootChirp's hand Hurry, Dad! I want to order my ice cream before I change my mind!
LootChirp
Easy there, kid! chuckles and follows her inside Alright, what's your poison tonight? Cherry on top, sprinkles, the works?
Janet kay
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races to the counter, bouncing on her toes I'll take a double scoop of mint chocolate chip with crushed Oreos, please! And make it snappy, I'm starving here! Cashier: raises an eyebrow That's quite the combination. Anything else?
LootChirp
Yeah, throw in some hot fudge sauce and a cherry on top! And don't forget the whipped cream, she likes it extra fluffy!
Janet kay
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bounces up and down, clapping her hands Woo-hoo! Look at that, Dad, they got it all ready! Let's dig in before I lose my appetite!